Ask Sollux And Eridan

#222

AquaShimmer :

*PASS£S ()UT FR()M FA/\/GIRLI/\/G*

"II 2wear we are 2urrounded by fangiirl2?"

*gasps* "No! Reely!? I havvent noticed.."

"Oh hey! ED!"
"Wwhat?"
"We're on number 222!!!!!!!!!!!!"

under_the_stars_13 :

Admin:hey guys tavria...,....is

Tavria:*bursts through the door* I AM HERE *is covered in blood and a black eye*

Admin:bully's ?

Tavria:yeah....*hugs eridan and sollux* I NEED HELP I AM SCARED

"Hugs you back*
"IIt'2 okay, we'll help you."

"Somebody get my riffle! A bitch is gonna get hurt tonight!" *snaps fingers*

"Don't kiill anyone."

RookieReader678 :

Jinomi: Anyone want to go to a sciencey boat ride?

Admin: I changed yuras name.

"Maybee 2ome other tiim-"
"Did someone say science!?"

TheAlternativeRuler :

So THAT'S what you were reading in there, huh, Eridan?

"N-no! Other stuff too!"
"Liike what?"
"Nothin'!!"

homestuckbabe:

Sollux what do u say to the people who say that eridAn is a desperate loner who has no friends?

"....... Beat the 2hiit out of them."
"Sol!"
"Kiiddiing! II tell them two fuckiing back off, beecau2e iit2 not true at all."

TheAlternativeRuler :

GUYSGUYSGUYS ADMIN IS COMING ADMIN IS COMING!!!!!!! SHE KNOWSSSSSSSS YOU NEED TO RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!

*sollux looks up from the computer*
*eridan looks up from reading*

"2HIIT!!!!!"

"Get off of the computer!"

"GO PUT HER BOOK BACK IIN THE ROOM!!!"

"I KNOWW!"

AquaShimmer :
GUYS RU/\/!! R()VA/\/A T()LD!!!
\/\/ell $he de$er\/ed to know.
JUST RU/\/!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"YOU LIITTLE-"

"Shut up! She can be here any minute!"
*puts the book back where he found it, and Sollux logs out of her computer*

"Noww sit dowwn and pretend like-"

*admin comes through the door*

What's up guys!?

"Oh...h-hey Admiin..." *rubs the back of his neck.*

What have you two been doing?

"You knoww... Just answwerin' questions..." *laughs nervously*

Oh really? What kind of questions~?
Anything.. NEW come up? *glares at Sollux*

READ anything good lately? *glares at Eridan*

"Hehe.. Nope! Ju2t an2weriing que2tiion2.."

Then why is my bedroom door open?

"DAMN IIT ED!"
"I swwear to cod I closed it!"