Ask Sollux And Eridan

#206

fictionwriterforever:

hey Erisol ever here of a fandom called creepy pasta? If not you should watch the Russian sleep experiment to get a taste of it *holds back Florence the whole time*

"Oh hell no."

"Www are nevver wwatching that again."

"Admiin 2howed U2..."

"He wwasnt able to sleep for a wwhile.."

"Wa2 not!"

"Liar."

NabbitSmiles:

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GUYS! FIRST OF ALL, YOU GUYS ARE SO DAMNED ADORABLE.

BBUUUTTT! I HAVE A QUESTION! ERIDAN, DO YOU LIKE LAND ANIMALS?

ANNNSSS! SOLLUUXX! DO YOU LIKE SEA ANIMALS?

BYEEE-

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NO. CAlm dOwn.

ArAdIA sAId thE nEcklAcEs I gAvE yOU cAn hElp yOU tAlk tO thE dEAd.

Try It OUt.

"Of cour2e!"

"I like them-wwait! The necklaces do Wwhat?"

"Wow really?"

"That's.... Good to knoww?"

"I'm not iin the mood riight now...hey how do we 2wiitch back?"

"Howw am I suppose to knoww?"

homestuckbabe:

Sollux shouldn't you be concerned about eridans safety what if there was any mind honey around?

"Oh shit... Ed don't- "

*turns around*

"cod damn it!"

AquaShimmer:

H£Y £RIDA/\/. I DAR£ Y()U T()() £AT THIS SA/\/DWICH!

I \/\/ould sugg£$t that you don't do that.

ITS R££LY G()()D!

*hands him sandwich*

(Mind honey)

"Oh... Thank2.." *is about to take a bite*

"ED don't you fucking dare eat that!"

"Why?"

*knocks it out of his hands*

"2ol what the fuck?"

"That had fuckin' money honey!"

"Oh..."

*hugs him* "don't scare me like that ED..."

*hugs back* "2orry..."

Kar-kitten:

Admin you should probably get Sollux and Eridan back to normal before something go's wrong.

"That's right! ED, let's call admin!"

"Riight now?"

"Yes right noww. She's the only one that can put us back... Or at least knowws howw.."

"II bet 2he2 goiing two make U2 do 2omethiing embara22iing then take piicture2..."

"Please?"

"Fiine..." *calls admin- few minutes later*

"Wwhat did she say?"

"2he'll bee over iin a whiile.."