Sollux_Captor222:
Would you rather eat a lizard if watch two horses mate.
"....um...."
"........"
".....eat a lizard?" *shrugs*
"Probably the liizard....II don't want two bee mentaly 2carred watchiing....that...."
TheAlternativeRuler:
AG: Heeeeeeeey guys! ::::) do you know what's up with torwadum8***? He just came over here and was 8la88ering a8out... Gamzee, I think. Then he just left me! ::::( Whaaaaaaaat in Alternia was thaaaaaaaat a8out???
"He's just thinkin..."
"About GZ. He2 thiinkiing iif he2 flu2hed for hiim or not."
"So just let them deal wwith it. Plus Wwhy do you care? And Wwhy wwould Tav go to you?"
"They're 2uppo2e two bee a2kiing the que2tiion2." *crosses arms*
"Wwhatevver...I'm not talkin to you any more..."
Shadow_Homestuck:
Friend: *sitting in between the two girls:
Hmph! ~Admin
Shadow: Hmph!
Friend: shadow..Never try to stab anyone with your locker knife.
Shadow: *pokes tongue out*
Random Wizard: ERIDAN AND SOLLUX. YOU ARE NOW GENDERBEND. Can you make girl names for each other?
"Sollux wwould be....Solena."
"2olena? Diid Eriana ju2t fuckiing 2ay that?"
"Oh so Solena is going to talk to me like I'm not here? And wwhat kind of fuckin name is Eriana?"
Sounds fine to me. And stop talking to each other like that! Your seriously not going to talk to each other?
"Can you tell Solena that I think her dress is-"
"Um can you remiind Eriana that thii2 wa2 made by Kanaya?"
Oh my god you guys! Stop...
*facepalm*
Looks like we have another two girls fighting now.
"Not a giirl may II remiind you..."
With that dress and those names you guys are.
Jabberwoxz:
Who has the bigger bulge?
*both say at the same time*
"Me."
*look at each other angry.*
Oh god...
"Please tell him I havve the bigger one!"
"Thii2 ii2 the mo2t funniie2t joke he ha2 ever told. Plea2e tell hiim that thiing human2 2ay...LMAO?"
"I havve the bigger one!"
"Fuck you II do!!"
"Fuckin prove it then!"
"IIm not goiing two prove iit! II know iit!!"
*growls*
Fuck. Guys stop!!! I don't know how I'm not laughing watching them argue in dresses!!
*face palm combo X2*
"I havve it!"
"No II do!!!!"
*thinks they're the same size...but if they aren't then probably sollux..*
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FanfictionHey me and fii2hdiick are bored 2o we decided two an2wer 2ome que2tiion2 and 2tuff liike that. I'm so bored I actually agreed to do this wwith him.... Just ask us something so wwe havve something to do. Or wwhatevver..... (Just leave a question in...
