What The Hell?! (TwilightFanFic) Wattys2014

Ch39 - Ineedatampon!

What The Hell?!

Chapter 39

~Ineedatampon!~

Bella's POV

MEMORY LANE - MONTH OF MARCH

"Hey, can you stop clicking your ball pen against the desk?" I asked irritatingly, trying my best to figure out the project we were tasked to do.

"I'm not even doing any-"

"Just shut up and help me, will ya?"

He grumbled unintelligible words under his breath, but I brushed it off.

We started plotting how our brochure would look like. We were assigned to do a brochure for Paris, and I just hated it. I mean, Paris is the City of Love, for fuck's sake!

I didn't know why I was so damn bitter about it, I only felt so off. I went to Edward's mansion, and thankfully his parents were busy on their business trip. I didn't wanna run in with his parents.

"Maybe we should feature a picture of a couple captured near the Eiffel Tower?"

Couple. Couple.

"Why do we have to? It's not even mentioned that we put some ridiculous pictures of couples."

So damn bitter.

"What the fuck is wrong with your bitchiness today?" he asked, completely annoyed with me.

"There is nothing wrong with me. Maybe it's your fucking head!" I yelled.

"Seriously, I need a break, woman! You're mouth is fucking annoying like hell!" he snapped, stood up from his chair and went out.

"Fucker!" I screamed, agitated.

Seconds ago I was screaming my lungs out to Edward, complaining about our project, and seconds later I was crying like a baby. Motherfucker. I never wanted to cry. Fuck. What was wrong with my mood?!

I went to his bathroom, splashing water on my face and getting a towel in my bag. As I walked back to the chair where I was sitting, I saw the big calendar plastered on the wall of his room.

Well, shit.

It's the fucking middle of March. I hurried myself to the bathroom with my bag, and boom...! I just got my fucking period for the month, thank you very much! I wanted to cry my eyes out. That's why I was such a bipolar!

I grabbed a pair of underwear - which was stuck in my bag wherever and whenever I go. When I reached for the pocket where I usually hide my tampons, I couldn't find one! Shit.

"Shit. Crap. Fuck," I chanted all over again, panicking.

I felt as if I had been in the restroom forever. Finally - fucking finally - I heard Edward's voice outside. By just thinking what I was going to ask, it surely made me blush ten shades of red.

"Bella?"

"Uh, Edward," I croaked out, biting my lip.

"Are you okay? I'm sorry I was such an ass earlier."

"That's fine. Can I ask you a favor?"

"Sure," he replied.

"Ineedatampon!"

"You need a WHAT?!"

"A tampon."

"Uh... I... shit... I can ask one from the maids," he stuttered.

"No!" I replied too suddenly. "You cannot ask them! It's so embarrassing! You need to buy one!"

"But-"

"Just buy me! I can't stay inside the restroom forever."

"Well, yeah. Okay... yeah. I'm going to buy now, so... yeah."

"Edward!" I whined 'cause we're not going anywhere when he would continue with those yeahs of his.

"Yeah!"

Edward's POV

You can't say shit like that to me, Bella! I'm a man, damn it! I don't have any idea what to pick! So, yeah. I bring back home different kinds of fucking tampons from the Quickie store. Just know how mortified I am just for you, Bella! I don't even know what to fucking get, and people are looking at me like I am the dumbest person ever. And most of all, I realize that women are fucking complicated, but I'm going to undergo through it because I love you.

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