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I'm so lame... fuck it 🤪✌🏾— Pietro and Wanda won't be included tho😞.. literally have no vine ideas for them.. unless y'all got some 😁

Tony Stark-

Tony talking about Thanos
"I remember thinking... I'm finna fuck this bitch up."

Him during Iron Man 2
"Two Shots of Vodka." *pours whole fucking bottle*

Him talking to Pepper
"I love you bitch.. I ain't never gonna stop loving you... bitch."

Steve Rogers

Friendship with Both Bucky and Sam
Sam: Hey, How y'all-
Bucky:  *Starts attacking Sam*
Sam: Ah get your fucking dog bitch!
Steve: it don't bite.
Sam: Yes it do!
(If you haven't seen this video it has me screaming)

Captain America: The First Avenger when he was getting his ass beat outside the theater.
"You Just disrespected a future U.S army soldier." 😡
A M E R I C A

Steve During both Civil War and The Winter Soldier
Steve: It's the Fourth of July. I'm ready to pop these fire  crackers, don't pop dem me on me. Where the police at? Ion see em I-
Sam: There they go right Thea
Steve: 🏃
(It doesn't help that his birthday is on the 4th of July.. perfect.)



James Barnes:

When he see's Peter Parker
Tony: What's worse then a rapist?
Bucky & Sam: A CHILD! 😫
Tony: No.

Bucky in General
"Half of the time I don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about..."

Bucky when Steve leaves him to be with Peggy
"We all gonna die so you either kill yourself or get killed." 🤷🏻‍♂️"what ya gonna do... what ya gonna do."


Peter Parker-

Him 98.9% of the Time
Tony: *walks up on him*
Peter: Daddy?
Tony: Do I look like your daddy!?

Him to MJ
"Girl your thicker than a bowl of oatmeal." 👅

Peter After Five Years talking to Ned
"So I'm sitting there barbecue sauce on my titty."


Bruce Banner

When The Hulk was fighting Thanos in IW
Bruce: Next time you put your fucking hands on me ima fucking rip your face off bitch.
Stephen: What did he do to him?
Bruce: He fucking pushed me!

When Thanos kids came to NY and he couldn't hulk out so he just stood there watching them fight
"Can I get a waffle... can I please get a waffle!"

Him talking to Natasha in Age of Ultron
"Is there anything better than pussy...yes a really good book!"🤪

Clint Barton

Me.. because he's Clint.. duh
"Country boy... I love you. Ahh" 😏👅

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