ANOTHER BOOK OF BS INSTEAD OF SLEEP

Chickens Are Dinosaurs

"YOU'RE WALKING DOWN A PATH. A THIN LINE IS DRAWN IN THE DIRT. WHEN YOU CROSS IT, IT'S A MIRRORED WORLD."

ONE DAY RECEIVER WAS WALKING BECAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT. HE WALKED OVER THE THIN LINE IN THE DIRT AND SCREAMED BECAUSE ALL THE COLORS AROUND HIM WERE INVERTED. ALSO THERE WERE FISH FLYING AND BIRDS SWIMMING. TIME MOVES BACKWARDS AND HE SEES A DINOSAUR. IT'S A T-REX BUT IT'S GETTING YOUNGER AND YOUNGER AS IT GETS CLOSER.

ALSO CHICKENS ARE DINOSAURS.

LIKE ACTUALLY, CHICKENS EVOLVED FROM DINOSAURS.

YOU CAN BELIEVE ME BECAUSE I WENT THROUGH A DINOSAUR CRAZE AS A YOUNG CHILD. BASICALLY, DINOSAURS ARE MORE SIMILAR TO BIRDS THAN REPTILES, BECAUSE THEY HAVE FAR MORE SIMILAR HIPBONES, WHICH IS THE MAIN REASON. IF I RECALL CORRECTLY, MOST DINOSAURS WERE WARM BLOODED, WITH A FEW EXCEPTIONS LIKE A STEGOSAURUS, WHICH COULD HAVE POSSIBLY USED ITS PLATES AS WARMING/COOLING DEVICES.

ANYWAY.

THE FIRST PROPER "BIRD" WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE JURASSIC PERIOD, I BELIEVE, BUT IF I'M WRONG JUST KNOW THAT THE FIRST BIRD WAS FROM THE TIME OF THE DINOSAURS.

BUT YEAH CHICKENS ARE DINOSAURS.

OH YEAH AND RECEIVER WAS TERRIFIED SO HE YEETED BACK TO NORMAL REALITY AND HUGGED A CHICKEN THAT WAS CONVENIENTLY THERE.

THAT IS WHY THE CHICKEN CROSSED THE ROAD. ITS ENTIRE REASON FOR CROSSING THE ROAD WAS TO COMFORT RECEIVER AFTER HE STUMBLED UPON A TWISTED ALTERNATE REALITY :)))