ANOTHER BOOK OF BS INSTEAD OF SLEEP

Lance And Edge Getting Increasingly Sexual In German

"We're just kids. We aren't supposed to be heroes."

ignored the prompt oops and this is a phone call

I don't know any German I just looked up German pick up lines lmao

I also got horny half way through and gave up on German pick up lines so double oopsie

Edge: Ich vermisse dich.

[I miss you.]

Lance: Die Liebe wächst mit der Entfernung.

[Absence makes the heart grow fonder.]

Edge: Ich kann es kaum erwarten dich zu sehen.

[I can't wait to see you]

Lance: Du gibst meinem Leben Sinn.

[You give my life meaning.]

Edge: Ich liebe dich von ganzem Herzen.

[I love you with all of my soul.]

Lance: Ich schicke dir tausend Küsschen.

[I send you 1,000 kisses.]

Edge: Du bist so süß.

[You're so sweet.]

Lance: Du bist so stark.

[You're so strong.]

Edge: Du bist so gut aussehend.

[You're so good looking.]

Lance: Du bist so sexy.

[You're so sexy.]

Edge: Du machst mich an.

[You turn me on.]

Lance: Du hast wünderschöne Augen.

[You have beautiful eyes.]

Edge: Du hast eine schöne Stimme.

[You have a beautiful voice.]

Lance: Du hast eine so schöne Augenfarbe, die passt zu meiner Bettwäsche.

[You have such a nice eye color, it matches my bed sheets.]

Edge: Wenn ich dir bis nach Hause nachlaufe, behältst du mich dann?

[If I follow you home, will you keep me?]

Lance: Du hast einen schönen Po.

[You have a nice ass.]

Edge: Küss mich...

[Kiss me...]

Lance: Patience, dear~ I know you're touching yourself~

Edge: N-no~! Ahh~

Lance: You can't deny it~ Just wait for me to grope that fine ass of yours~

Edge: Yesss~ More~ Tell me more~!

Lance: Hm~?

Edge: You're so far away from home still~ Tell me what you'll do to me~

Lance: Oh~?

Edge: T-tell me how you'll punish me for misbehaving~ Being impatient~

Lance: I'll start by slamming you against the wall, kissing your neck relentlessly and marking up your skin~

Edge: Ah~! Yes~!

Lance: I'll press you against it, let your hard member grind against the solid surface~

Edge: Ooh~!! Yes~!

Lance: I'll fill you with my cock and ram into your thicc ass~

Edge: Call me your whore~!

Lance: Ah, I can't wait to get home and fuck my lovely whore~ I'll fill your slutty ass with cum, yes~?

Edge: Ohh~! Yesss~!!!

Lance: Tie you up and gag you so you can only moan helplessly while I use you as my own personal fuck toy~

Edge: Haahh~ So close~

Lance: So naughty~

Edge: Then punish me~! I'll present my body to you and you can spank your naughty whore~!

Lance: I'm almost home, darling~

Edge: Good, because I need you~