ANOTHER BOOK OF BS INSTEAD OF SLEEP

Senbu's Father Got Garlic Breaded To Death :(((

"In your dying moments, you see a "Game Over" screen with two options: Try Again or End Game."

Senbu died a good 760 years ago when they killed him the first time cuz he's a VAMPIRE uwu. In his first life he went blind and this one vampire hunter asshole told his vampire parents that he could cure their son's blindness and they were like "yes pls do"

So they walked in front of him out of habit and his mother was in front and she couldn't see our the window and didn't know what time it was so when she walked out into the glaring sunlight she turned to stone on the spot and the fucking vampire hunter smashed the resulting statue

This then prompted Senbu's father to be like "FUCK SON UR MUM'S DEAD" and yeet them both inside the house

They were okay for about a month and then vampire hunters came after his father who was then tied to a stake and the vampire hating people just force fed him garlic bread until he died

like

he was garlic breaded to death

and then they left him in the sun and gave him the same fate as his wife oopsie

Blind Vampire Senbu somehow survived up to his forties until the people came after him for absolutely not reason and lynch mobbed him

He was very uncomfortable cuz he didn't actually die yet

and people were saying awful things to him bow cue 760 years if crippling depression

He looked dead after a while so they unceremoniously buried him in a random hole

When he woke up he went back to his house even though everyone who'd been alive in his first lifetime was dead except for his vampire siblings and spent a lot of the next 700 years sleeping

When he was awake, he'd drink the blood of some dead animal and then maybe practice his fan dancing (he's collected a LOT of fans from over the years) and then go back to sleep

In modern times, Edge and Lance find the old house and escape there some nights to make love in private and just be with each other

They didn't realize Senbu was there until he just walks in on them fucking

They're very convinced that Senbu is a child

long story short, Dark comes over with them and befriends Senbu and then they start a band together called Chef's Fuck and plot to make Edge's father's life hell because Asvaldur is the worst uwu