How they treat their baby

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by Al0nleygirllol

by Al0nleygirllol

Clay-
-'why is it crying?'
-'its so *voice crack* cuteee'
-'AaAh It pOoPs lIke ThAt?'
-'WaT?'
- plays with it a lot
-falls alseep with the baby on his chest.
-'that came out of where?....what the fuck dont touch me'
-'iTs My LiTtLe bAbY lEaVe iT ALone'
Justin-
-'what do you mean no weed around the baby? He loves weed dont you?'
-'Fucking get away from my child you whore'
-'i dont care. Its your time to change it'
-'awh'
-'She calles me daddy too ;)'
-really protective
-wants to be better then everyone.
Zach-
-'i luvu this baby'
-'no sorry i have to be with my baby....NO IM NOT GETTING A FUCKING SITTER I WOULD RATHER BE WITH MY CHILD THEN UR SKANK ASS BITCH'
-so much love omg
-having to pry the child out his hands.
-always sleeps with the baby
-is a natural
- i mean its Zach what do you expect?
-does everything and is a gr8 dad bc its Zach bitch
Monty-
-'okay i now have a reason to live bye whores'
-'fuck off bryce i have a child now'
-'YeS iM A ReSpOnSiblE ADulT'
-'My Lil Baby'
-'guess im a REAL daddy now babe'
-'okay this is lowkey annoying me but im not going to say anything (looks into the baby's eyes) okay im no longer annoyed scratch that'
-little kisses.
-nose kisses.
-'excuse me bitch but thats MY child so fAcK off'
Alex-
-*HISSSSSSSSSSS*
-'get that ThIng away from me'
-'you want me to look after your ThiNg? Get away from me you whore'
-'your lucky this ThIng is cute'
-'say daddy or die'
-'this came out of your where'
-'bet you already could stretch your vagina that far you whore'
-'is it a boy or a girl? It looks like a fucking turnip'
-'i wanted a puppy but i got this lil bitch'
- he actually cares for it but doesnt show it.
- he fucking protects this child with his life.
- thinks ur a weirdo for giving birth :/
Jeff-
-this
-man
-can
-handle
-a
-child
-like
-a
-boss
-*talks in baby language to the baby*
-'omg i knew cathy was a bitch thanks for the heads up'
Tyler-
-*voice break* what?
-'cant you just like throw it in a river?'
-'actually dont hurt it'
-'its plotting to kill me i know it is'
-'it doesnt like me'
-'it said it wants to rip my head off. I can speak baby.'
-'its kinda cute tho'
-baby photos
-thinks the baby is out to get him but he loves it anyways.
-honestly is so cute with the baby.
-hes a big baby himself.
Tony-
-'what the fUcK is that thing'
-'nope'
-'fuck off with that'
-'i only fucked you once its not mine'
-'it doesnt look like mine' (it totally does)
-gives in
-doesnt give the baby back.
Ryan
-"ive named it courtyney"
-throws the baby off a bridge
-"fuck off courtney"
-:)
Bryce
-#abort