Mobile Legends Oneshots

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Gusion: *kisses Granger's neck*

Granger: what is this?

Gusion: affection.

Granger: disgusting.

Granger:

Granger: do it again.

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Hayabusa: who the fuck...

Kagura: language.

Hayabusa: whom the fuck...

Kagura: *shakes head while sighing*

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Nana: I can fit the world in my hands.

Harith: no, that's impossible

Nana: *cups Harith's face*

Harith: *blushes furiously*

Also Harith: stop it I have a reputation

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Fanny: you know, Kimmy is like the sun.

Lesley: aww, is that because she's the love of your life?

Fanny: no, it's because the longer I stare the more I regret it.

Lesley: O-Oh, but you still love her right?

Fanny: duh, all I'm saying is-

Kimmy, running in wearing a rainbow cape: babe look! I'm a gay superhero!

Fanny: oh my god.

Kimmy, lighting up at the realization and gazes at Fanny: I'm supergay.

Fanny: I take it back. I really love her.

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Rafaela: are you... blushing?

Argus: what, no.

Rafaela: did I get the ever-stoic, hardcore, total bad boy Argus to blush?

Argus: no... it's... it's the cold...

Rafelea: huh. It's the cold. And not that I told you "your face is totally adorable and I bet the rest of you is too?"

Argus: *blushing harder as his voice cracks* n-no.

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Cyclops: get down from there!

Helcurt, in a tree: no way!

Cyclops: I'm calling the police!

Helcurt, still in the tree: go right ahead, I'll fight them!

Cyclops: I have cookies!

Helcurt, climbing down and grabbing the cookies: I would have fought them.

Cyclops: I know you would.

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Lancelot: *gently holds Odettes hand and kisses the center of her palm*

Odette: *blushes and looks away embarrassed*

Odette: *holds Lancelots hand and kisses his palm softly*

Lancelot: *blushing at her and cups her cheeks*

Lancolot, asking softly as he puts his forehead on hers: may I kiss you?

Odette: you may.

Lancelot: *kisses her softly, sealing the ritual of kissing*

Odette:*kissing back with the same passion*

Lancelot breaking the kiss to stare at her and brings their foreheads together again: I love you...

Odette: I love you too...

Guinevere: jUsT gEt mArRiEd aLrEaDy!¡

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Chang'e, refusing to get out of bed: Nooooooo

Harley: just get up! It's not that hard!

Chang'e: NO I'M HIBERNATING!

Harley: what?! It's not that cold out! And you're not even an animal!

Chang'e: I CAN BE WHAT I WANT TO BE!¡

Harley: just get out of bed!

Chang'e: NO!¡!

Harley: ugh... that's it... *picks her up bridal style*

Chang'e, flustered: P-PUT ME DOWN!!

Harley: no.

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Lylia to Zilong: fight me!

Alucard: stop telling everyone to fight you, look how small you are!

Lylia: my height doesn't effect my ability to snap someone's neck in 97 different ways! INCLUDING YOURS!

Alucard: you can't even reach my neck.

Lylia: do you really want to test me now? I see my step stool just a foot away from me dONT MAKE ME USE IT!

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Hello everyone!  Thank you all for 1.04k reads! It's amazing how long this book had been up and how much love it has received in just two months! These are one of the things I love about making stories, it's like watching a child grow and developing a sort of relationship with it. But anyway love you all and thank you so much! <33