Happy new year! + 5.14k!

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Hello everyone and happy new year! I hope you all had a lovely 2019 but now it's time for 2020! Let's hope this year is full of joy and happiness! Also thank you all for 5.14k! I remember celebrating 1.04k and it's such a suprise I've got this far, not without you guys of course :) love you all and keep doing what you do! <33

Alucard: I love you.

Granger: I love you too.

Alucard, slamming his hands onto the table: I love you more.

Rafaela: how could anyone say Argus is evil?! He is the most precious softest little soul ever.

Argus, wiping blood off his face: YEAH I'M ADORABLE!

Nana: I need some advice...

Harith: love advice? Because trust me I am an expert in that. I know about everything.

Harley: says the virgin.

Baxia, watching as Ling and Zilong come into the room holding hands: So, who finally confessed?

Ling smiling proudly: It was me and I made it short and sweet.

Zilong: You yelled 'listen here you little shit I have feelings for you and it's about time acknowledged them'... from the roof.

Ling: it worked though.

Gusion: *Cool and collected, badass, level-headed, etc, etc...* I got this under control.

Lesley: *get a paper cut*

Gusion: *panics, crashes into everything in his haste* OMFG ARE YOU OKAY?! YOU'RE BLEEDING! THAT'S IT WE ARE GOING TO THE HOSPITAL!

Lunox sitting on Leomord's lap: pay attention to me.

Leomord: we were just making out a few seconds ago.

Lunox: I don't see your point. 

*Ling and Zilong having an argument*

Zilong: You know what?! Fuck you!

Ling: I already did!

Zilong:

Ling: -and I did it real good.

Zilong:

Zilong:

Zilong: you're right.

X.Borg, in a serious tone: I have something I need to get off my chest.

Angela, fingers crossed: is it your shirt? Please say it's your shirt...

Cyclops: Bite me!

Helcurt: Where?

Cyclops: *tiny gasp*

Kimmy: I'M TOO HOT!

Kimmy: *Pointing at Fanny and smiling*

Fanny:

Fanny, monotone with a deadpan expression: hot damn.

Kimmy: CALL THE POLICE AND THE FIREMAN!

Alucard as he stubs his toe on the table: Ah fuck me!

Granger: *looking at at him with a smirk*

Alucard: that wasn't an invitation.

Granger: *getting up and moving closer to Alu*

Alucard: I mean it. Leave me alone.

Granger: *gets into his face with a low hum and sexy smile*

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