One Piece x reader!!!

Part 2: Zoro x reader-- "Lost"

Zoro's pov--

I rushed up to the crows nest, so that nobody, especially that dumb love cook, could see my flustered face.

How could I let that woman embarrass me? My heart raced at the thought of her... no, I must be getting weak. I need to train.

I climbed into the crows nest and locked the door, so I could be alone and collect my thoughts.

I sat down on the wooden floor and crossed my legs. I straightened up my back and rested my hands on my crossed legs. I began to meditate.

Breathe in through your nose-- 1, 2, 3, 4, 5.

Breathe out through your mouth-- 1, 2, 3, 4, 5.

Slowly inhale... slowly exhale.

Clear your mind of all thoughts, like that dumb woman.

Breathe in...

...

The image of her smile flooded my mind like a waterfall.

That damn stupid woman... Focus. Breathe in: 1, 2, 3--

--I watched the video of her kissing my cheek replay in my head. I gasped as I watched her slowly lean in, and press her soft lips to my face. Her long eyelashes fluttered shut...

I shook my head furiously to shake away the thought.

FOCUS, ZORO!! BREATHE! STOP THINKING ABOUT THAT FUCKING ANNOYING WOMAN! Breathe in: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5. Breathe out--

--She pulled away from my cheek and smiled warmly at me. My heart crashed and pounded against my ribcage like a sledgehammer. She opened her big e/c eyes and gazed kindly into mine. My face felt red hot from her kiss, so I held my cheek...

I snapped open my eyes to get rid of the distracting image. I growled in irritation. I stood up and furiously ruffled my hair to ease the tension in my body. I couldn't get one moment of peace, because of that damn woman! I can't be around her anymore, because I can't stop thinking about her! It's ruining my life!

"Ughh, I need some fucking booze," I spoke to myself.

I trotted down to the kitchen, but that dumbass dart brow was in there.

"What do you want, stupid marimo!?" Sanji spat.

I stood at the kitchen door and looked through the window at the deck.

I pointed outside, "LOOK, A BIG WAVE CAME OVER THE BOAT AND CRASHED OVER NAMI AND ROBIN AND TOOK THEIR TOPS CLEAN OFF!"

Sanji sprinted out of the kitchen faster than lightning, and he had huge hearts in his eyes. He left a long trail of blood behind that was thick enough to paint all the walls in the kitchen red.

He screamed, "SHOW ME YOUR NAKED TITTIES, MY ANGELS!!!"

I laughed at his stupidity. If his nosebleed doesn't kill him, the girls will.

Brooke chimed in, "Yohoho, show us your panties too!"

Franky spanked his ass, "My panties are right here, big daddy."

"NOT YOU, YOU ROBOT BASTARD!" Sanji and Brooke yelled in unison.

"I'M NOT A ROBOT, I'M A CYBORG, YOU PRICKS!" Franky yelled back.

I opened the fridge and got 6 bottles of sake. I chuckled as I heard Sanji and Brooke getting beat up by Nami and Robin outside.

Nami and Robin shouted at the two perverts, "LOOK AT YOUR OWN PANTIES AND TITTIES!"