Its prompts I found on tumblr, mostly from tumblr but some I made myself
Wonwoo: Isnt it wierd we pay money just to see other human beings?
Mingyu: Are you talking about Prositution, the movies or the plane tickets?
Wonwoo: Glasses.
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Vernon, with kids hanging around him: Uhh can I get a little help here?
Seungkwan: Awww, nah, they claimed you, youre their property now
Vernon: Wha- Hey, dont leave me here!
Seungkwan: Good luck!
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Minghao: You know, youre pretty fucking stupid!
Jun: Awwww, baobei, you think im pretty?
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Cop: Mr. Choi, Im afraid theres been a terrible accident, your husband is dead
Seungcheol: but..he only just went out to get milk
Cop: Im so sorry, sir
Seungcheol: I cant- no- I cant- I cant have coffee without milk, I just cantt
Cop: Wtf?
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Soonyoung: Am I okay?
Jeonghan: Dont worry, its just a scratch on the leg
Soonyoung: Can I see?
Jeonghan:
Jeonghan: The leg is in another ambulance
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Seungkwan: Heyyy wanna fucc (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)??
Hansol: Whats that?
Seungkwan: Didnt youre parents ever tell you about birds and the bees?
Hansol:
Hansol: What the fuck are bees?
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Wonwoo: They say its hot when a guy roll up his sleeves and you can see their forearms
Mingyu: fuck
Mingyu: I only got 2 arms
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Jun: Hey, do you want nicotine addiction?
Hansol: no? Tf?
Jun: What if you might die?
Hansol: lmao sick, sign me up dude
Seungkwan: Hansol, we talked about this-
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Waiter: What would it be?
Seungkwan: Can I have a kimchi fried rice and some tteokbeokki, thanks
Waiter: Alright and what do you want sir?
Hansol: to get hit by the bus
Seungkwan: Do you guys have happy meal?
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Jun, wearing a bee costume: Hello everyone, tonight I would be doing Standup comedy
Mingyu: lol let me guess, youre glad we could BEE here tonight
Jun: *inhales deeply*
Jun: You think youre so hilarious, Mingyu? Shut the fuck up and leave the jokes to me
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Seungkwan: Ah, youre an idiot! I hate you!
Hansol: oh, what a coincidence but I do too!-Joshua looks at the camera like The Office, an interview thing like The Office-
Joshua: its obvious they wanna fuck each other
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[In a car]
Seungkwan: Well fuck you, I love you
Hansol: Thats the thing..Im not gay
Seungkwan: Bullshit! Then why the hell are you always staring at me??-Joshua sliding in the backseat, holding a microphone while singing-
Hansol: I cant, were best bros
Seungkwan: But I fell inlove with you! Now answer me
Hansol: BECAUSE YOU HAVE A NICE BUTT!-Joshua stops singing and looks at Hansol-
Seungkwan:
Hansol:
Joshua:-Verkwan makes out-
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Chan: *wearing several layers of clothing, shivering* G-Goddamnit..I-I-Its so coldd..
Hansol: *wearing a swimsuit with a towel* hey uh, *adjusts sunglasses* who has sunscreen?
Chan: What the f-f-fuck-
Hansol: *dips toes in the pool* Oh..its a little bit chilly today *dives into frozen water.
Seungkwan: Hansol No-#####################
Seungkwan: Hey, bro is this seat taken?
Hansol: Yes, this seat is for my bestfriend only
Seungkwan: *pouts and starts walking away*
Hansol: You know that means you, right?
Seungkwan: *Beams Happily*#####################
Mingyu: *Takes Wonwoo's hand*
Wonwoo: what was that?
Mingyu: Uhh, affection?
Wonwoo: ew
Wonwoo: Do it again#####################
Seungkwan: *Wins at Uno* HAHA FUCK YOU LOSERS, HOW DOES MY ASS TASTE!!
Hansol: Its good, desirable but its alright..
Chan: Jesus fucking christ..
Jihoon: For fucks sake this is a card game, stop######################
*Verkwan giving butterfly kisses to each other*
Seungcheol: Oh my god, what is this? This is cuTe. Are yALl FinAlly a thing? Im proUd oF you bOy. Look At yOu Youre GrOwn uP noW. vErkWan is ReAl Peoples I tEll you. SomEthiNg gOod FinAllY HaPpEns
Jeonghan: Jesus, chill######################
Jun: *licks his lips while rolling up his sleeves*
Minghao: Jesus take the wheel######################
Wonwoo: Can you promise me that you'll never cheat?
Mingyu: Yeah sure! I would never cheat on you
Wonwoo: I actually meant that youd never cheat on a test#####################
*Verkwan eats beside each other*
Chan, narrating: Hansol is thinking about whether the chicken taste better than Seungkwan or not
Seungkwan: What the fuck?
Chan: Seungkwan actually likes it
Hansol: What?
Chan: They face each other and slowly lean in and kiss
Hansol:
Seungkwan:
Jihoon: Can you stop?
Chan: nO
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Mingyu, laying ill on the bed: Dont come any closer! I fear death is almost upon me-
Wonwoo: *flops down next to him and kisses* Youre worth catching a fever for
Mingyu:....
Mingyu: Get off me, you're obviously sick too. Youre not yourself-
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