Mingyu: [Flirts with Minghao]
Jun: [Staring at them Silently]
Hansol: Youre incredibly quiet today
Jun: Nobody plans a murder out loud.
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Jun suddenly kisses Minghao
Minghao: [Surprised] Why?
Jun: Why you or Why did I kiss you?
Minghao:....Both?
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Wonwoo: When I was 15 and incapable of expressing any feelings, I got a crush on someone and because I didnt know what else to do, I wrote them a letter saying, "get the fuck out of my school"
Mingyu:. . . . wait what? ThAt wAs yOu?
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Jun: I want fame, I want money, I want success.
Jun: I want-
Minghao: [Kisses Jun]
Jun: Nevermind, I want more of this
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Jeonghan: You may not believe it, but Seungcheol can be really scary in bed.
Chan: ew, i dont really need to know that-
Jeonghan: And what I mean is he hog ALL the damn blankets, I wake up at 1 am FREEZING and he complain about being cold??
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Joshua: My motto used to be 'If god cant stop me, no one can'
Joshua: Turns out I was wrong the police can.. The police can definitely stop you....
Seokmin: You know Im worried for you, right?
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Seokmin: Hey, where did Soonyoung go?
Seungkwan: Knowing him, he might be off doing something stupid, dangerous or illegal. But most likely he's doing a combination of three
Seokmin: We should probably go stop him
Seungkwan: Agreed.
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Hansol: [Sighs] There is this boy I really like but I dont know how to get his attention
Mingyu: Just throw a book at them, gets their attention fast as everything
Wonwoo: No, thats an awful adv- Hey Wait! We met when you "Accidentally" threw a book at me!
Mingyu: And it worked [Winks]
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Soonyoung: Oh my gosh! This dog is so cute!!
Jihoon: You say cute, I say absolute demon
Soonyoung: Hey! Things can be cute and absolute demons. Just take you for example
Jihoon, blushing: You think Im cute?
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Jun: Hey, Hao, Wanna compare hand sizes?
Minghao: Um ok, sure. [Places hand over Jun's]
Jun: [Holds Minghao's hand] Woah! Your hands fit perfectly into mine
Minghao: [Short Circuiting]
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Jun: Wow, I love you bro.
Minghao: Sorry, what was that?
Jun: I said I look good.
Minghao: Oh okay.
Jun: [To himself] Nice save
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Joshua: Some of you havent fallen inlove with your bestfriend and it shows
Hansol: What do you mean? Ive fallen inlove with my best friend!
Seungkwan: But, Im your best friend....
Hansol:
Joshua:Hansol: Oops..
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Mingyu: Go over there or Im pushing you into a hole.
Minghao: Rude! But okay
[Walks over Jun]Jun: My uh, friend..wants to know if your single.
Minghao: [Looking at Jun] I am though, would your friend wanna go for coffee sometimes?
Mingyu, yelling: Jun's the friend. Jun wants to go out with you!
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Mingyu: Hey, Have you seen Minghao?
Soonyoung: No, but have you seen Jun?
Mingyu: Do you think?
Soonyoung: They gotta be.
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Hansol: You know everyone thinks were together, right?
Seungkwan: Do they? I never noticed, wanna make it true?
Hansol: I thought youd never ask.
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Hansol: What are you doing?
Seungkwan: What does it look like?
Hansol: It looks like youre stealing all my shirts
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Minghao: Wow, Imagine being attractive
Jun: Lucky for you then, you dont have to imagine
Minghao, blushing: Sh-Shut up..
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Mingyu: Sshhh, dont tell Wonwoo but.....I think hes really cute
Minghao: Hey, Mingyu thinks youre cute
Wonwoo, sighing: Yes I heard, weve also been dating for a few months. But thanks, youre cute too
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Seungkwan, bursting in Hansol's room with a bunch of pillows: I demand cuddles!
Hansol: Wait, arent you in Jeju?
Seungkwan: Distance cannot stop the need for cuddles
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Minghao: So uh, I heard this "Junhao" from a couple of people, can you tell me what it is?
Jun, visibly sweating: Uhh.....That's complicated....I think I hear someone calling me, gotta go. Bye!
Minghao: Huh, I guess Ill ask Wonwoo then.
[I was planning to post a Jeongcheol Oneshot, but my mind suddenly closed, and I cant continue it anymore so I hope u enjoyed these- i found these on tumblr tbh]
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