Ships Crack 2

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Mingyu: [Flirts with Minghao]

Jun: [Staring at them Silently]

Hansol: Youre incredibly quiet today

Jun: Nobody plans a murder out loud.

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Jun suddenly kisses Minghao

Minghao: [Surprised] Why?

Jun: Why you or Why did I kiss you?

Minghao:....Both?

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Wonwoo: When I was 15 and incapable of expressing any feelings, I got a crush on someone and because I didnt know what else to do, I wrote them a letter saying, "get the fuck out of my school"

Mingyu:. . . . wait what? ThAt wAs yOu?

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Jun: I want fame, I want money, I want success.

Jun: I want-

Minghao: [Kisses Jun]

Jun: Nevermind, I want more of this

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Jeonghan: You may not believe it, but Seungcheol can be really scary in bed.

Chan: ew, i dont really need to know that-

Jeonghan: And what I mean is he hog ALL the damn blankets, I wake up at 1 am FREEZING and he complain about being cold??

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Joshua: My motto used to be 'If god cant stop me, no one can'

Joshua: Turns out I was wrong the police can.. The police can definitely stop you....

Seokmin: You know Im worried for you, right?

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Seokmin: Hey, where did Soonyoung go?

Seungkwan: Knowing him, he might be off doing something stupid, dangerous or illegal. But most likely he's doing a combination of three

Seokmin: We should probably go stop him

Seungkwan: Agreed.

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Hansol: [Sighs] There is this boy I really like but I dont know how to get his attention

Mingyu: Just throw a book at them, gets their attention fast as everything

Wonwoo: No, thats an awful adv- Hey Wait! We met when you "Accidentally" threw a book at me!

Mingyu: And it worked [Winks]

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Soonyoung: Oh my gosh! This dog is so cute!!

Jihoon: You say cute, I say absolute demon

Soonyoung: Hey! Things can be cute and absolute demons. Just take you for example

Jihoon, blushing: You think Im cute?

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Jun: Hey, Hao, Wanna compare hand sizes?

Minghao: Um ok, sure. [Places hand over Jun's]

Jun: [Holds Minghao's hand] Woah! Your hands fit perfectly into mine

Minghao: [Short Circuiting]

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Jun: Wow, I love you bro.

Minghao: Sorry, what was that?

Jun: I said I look good.

Minghao: Oh okay.

Jun: [To himself] Nice save

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Joshua: Some of you havent fallen inlove with your bestfriend and it shows

Hansol: What do you mean? Ive fallen inlove with my best friend!

Seungkwan: But, Im your best friend....

Hansol:
Joshua:

Hansol: Oops..

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Mingyu: Go over there or Im pushing you into a hole.

Minghao: Rude! But okay
[Walks over Jun]

Jun: My uh, friend..wants to know if your single.

Minghao: [Looking at Jun] I am though, would your friend wanna go for coffee sometimes?

Mingyu, yelling: Jun's the friend. Jun wants to go out with you!

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Mingyu: Hey, Have you seen Minghao?

Soonyoung: No, but have you seen Jun?

Mingyu: Do you think?

Soonyoung: They gotta be.

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Hansol: You know everyone thinks were together, right?

Seungkwan: Do they? I never noticed, wanna make it true?

Hansol: I thought youd never ask.

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Hansol: What are you doing?

Seungkwan: What does it look like?

Hansol: It looks like youre stealing all my shirts

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Minghao: Wow, Imagine being attractive

Jun: Lucky for you then, you dont have to imagine

Minghao, blushing: Sh-Shut up..

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Mingyu: Sshhh, dont tell Wonwoo but.....I think hes really cute

Minghao: Hey, Mingyu thinks youre cute

Wonwoo, sighing: Yes I heard, weve also been dating for a few months. But thanks, youre cute too

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Seungkwan, bursting in Hansol's room with a bunch of pillows: I demand cuddles!

Hansol: Wait, arent you in Jeju?

Seungkwan: Distance cannot stop the need for cuddles

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Minghao: So uh, I heard this "Junhao" from a couple of people, can you tell me what it is?

Jun, visibly sweating: Uhh.....That's complicated....I think I hear someone calling me, gotta go. Bye!

Minghao: Huh, I guess Ill ask Wonwoo then.

[I was planning to post a Jeongcheol Oneshot, but my mind suddenly closed, and I cant continue it anymore so I hope u enjoyed these- i found these on tumblr tbh]

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