Seventeen Oneshots

Ships Crack 4

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Junhui: Hold on, theres something on your face

Minghao: Huh whe-

Junhui: *kisses Minghao* It was me!

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Vernon: *Gets on one knee* Boo Seungkwan, you always would make me happy everyday, whether its your smiles or your sassiness, I love them all. So, will you be my Boo forever?

Seungkwan: Omg y- why is it a coffee machine?

Vernon: I lost the ring.. But hey! Its matching! I got white you got black!

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Chan: Hey.. Why is Soonyoung hyung crying?

Jeonghan: He found out that Jihoon has a boyfriend.

Chan: But, Isnt he.. Jihoon hyung's boyfr-

Jeonghan: dont question it

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Vernon: *breathes*

Seungkwan: WHO 👏 THE 👏 FUCK 👏 GAVE 👏 YOU 👏 THE 👏 RIGHT 👏 TO 👏 BE 👏 THIS 👏 GODDAMN 👏 ADORABLE 👏

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Mingyu: Hyung, Please hold my hand, Im scared of the dark..

Wonwoo, sighing: Your eyes are closed, idiot.

Mingyu: Its so dark hyung, I cant see

Wonwoo: .....Fine, Ill hold your hand..

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TW: mentions of red body juice

Minghao: *writes 6 6 6 with blood*

Jeonghan: *pulls out a sharpie and makes it 696969*

Vernon: *spells out 'nice' with his own blood*

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Seungkwan: I dont know.. What if nobody actually falls inlove with me?

Vernon: *Bursting through the wall* Hah! Thats where youre wrong

Dino: Dude.. Theres a door just right beside the hole you made.. Also are you okay?

Vernon: *bleeding out* yES

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Seungcheol: Well, fuck me if Im wrong bu-

Jeonghan, coming out of nowhere: YOURE WRONG

Seungcheol: I havent even said anyt-

Jeonghan: YOU

Jeonghan: ARE

Jeonghan: VERY

Jeonghan: WRONG

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Soonyoung: I personally find Jihoon adorable and very small, not to mentiom very easy to pick up!

Jihoon, being carried: I will break off your knee caps if you keep talking about my height like that

Soonyoung: *starts swaying him back and forth* Awww arent you just adorable~

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Mingyu: Its not what it looks like!

Jeonghan: Huh, really?

Mingyu: We were just... Working..

Wonwoo: Together..?

Jeonghan:....so you two work without your clothes on?

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Seungkwan: What are you doing?

Vernon, hanging upside down from monkey bars: Im tryna recreate that one scene in Spiderman

Seungkwan: Youre gonna fall

Vernon:

Vernon: Shut up and kiss me, asshole. Im getting lightheaded

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*Jeonghan, staring intensely at Seungcheol's chest*

Seungcheol: Why are you staring like that?

Jeonghan: Your shirt..

Seungcheol: *looks down at his shirt* Whats wrong with it?

Jeonghan: Its still on you

[Yep, thats it]