Spidey AU's

(Request) Revenge

This was requested by tessalucy. Sorry, this took so long. The team aren't aware of Peter's spider-powers, he isn't Spider-man.

It had taken 3 years, but Tony and Clint were finally getting their revenge for the mud prank. Lila and Cooper had decided to help them and the rest of the team had somehow been roped into helping. Or they would be on the day because they all want to see the twins, regardless of if it will embarrass them. Tony had pulled a few strings so that his sons could go on a field trip to their own house and watch as everyone gawked at the place they had grown up in.

On the day of the trip, Peter and Harley had arrived at school and ignored everything around them, especially Ned and MJ, who respectively were rambling about how cool it was going to be and drawing their looks of distress. The bus ride was torture with Flash ranting on about how he would get an internship upon entry, while the twins smirked at one another over how that was impossible. They chose who got accepted and from a purely professional point of view Flash just didn't have the necessary qualities.

Walking through the entrance the receptionist looked up and called out, happiness evident in her voice. "Glad you two are back, R&D needs a supervisor after this tour then it's karaoke night in the PR department. " Peter glared at the ground, wondering why it would open up already and Harley just shook his head. The woman got the message and called for a guide and their passes.

The guides - Nat and Wanda - arrived and explained pass levels while handing one to everyone other than the twins. Afterwards, everyone had to go through the scanner and it was relatively orderly until Harley then Peter walked through: rather than announce them separately FRIDAY told the whole room their clearance level and about how all the kids were at the tower. To get the attention off her ревенок паук Natasha lead them to the room where Steve would give a speech on the rules. "So, here at the tower..."

Everyone sat the and watched as MJ stood up, raised her book above her head as she walked to the front and whacked Steve with it 10 times. "That is less than a tenth of the number of times I have suffered through your PSAs in order to draw!" There was silence, broken by cheers from all of the students and Cap's rapidly paling face upon realising the whole team was going to make fun of him for this. Especially, Peter and Harley, when they get revenge for this whole day. When they thought the class was out of earshot the twins called back "Bye Uncle Steve!" Unfortunately, some people heard and they shrunk behind MJ to avoid the curious stares thrown their way.

Next, it was the gym, where of course the whole team had decided it was necessary to train. Not the private ones or at any other time, but just as the class were passing by. Peter thought he had got lucky when him, his brother and his friends were placed in the group that would go with the Barton kids until he realised that they would almost certainly be doing archery. Which they were judging by Harley's groan upon seeing the cursed bullseye he had yet to hit. "So Pete have you improved since we last visited? Or at least coached Harley, you were getting really close to the bullseye. And for the rest of you, Cooper will demonstrate the technique we want to teach you all before lunch!" After hitting the centre in signature Hawkeye fashion, Cooper handed them all bows and arrows.

For the next couple of hours, they all had varying levels of success, but Peter and Harley somehow managed to fire arrows backwards at one point, the were that far off target. When the call for lunch was given Flash obviously disregarded safety rules in order to be first. Harley had finally shot an arrow that was highly likely to land in the centre... Then Flash ran into its trajectory path (i think that's what u call it? idk). In a split second, Peter fired another arrow that snapped the first one and saved Flash's life. Most of the class looked at him with toned down eyebrows of disappointment."Did you have to do that?"

"Yes. Because that's what heroes do." Thor, who had dropped by to help embarrass them, spun around and portalled back to Asgard. He must make Loki regret doing that.

After spending an hour in the labs with Shuri and screaming Vines and memes for no good reason, they went to the Q&A. Well, if you can't beat them, join them! They entered and Harley instantly started yelling. "Oh for the love of dodos, get out of the vents!"

"But I can actually fly?" Sam muttered as him and Clint 'gracefully' tumbled out of the vents.

"We were discussing it in terms of intelligence and survival chances, obviously." Everyone in the room chorused.

"Welp, that's my cue to leave, gotta go find some ice for that burn!" Shuri departed in order to film the whole thing. The session didn't go horribly wrong, presumably because Flash used his one remaining brain cell - or was still in shock from his near-death experience, that was more likely - and didn't doubt the internships. Just as everyone walked out of the door, the twins got onto the stage and made an announcement. "Sorry to dash your hopes Flash, but you will never become an intern as YOU don't have any of the required skills, and we simply don't care about your parents' money. And no, you will not be suing. Have a good trip back, we will be staying here." With that Pepper high-fived them and the class exited, the first time they had ever actually learnt something useful for life on a school trip apparently being a memorable experience.

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