Spidey AU's

Beautiful People

Peter - Spider
Harley - Ironlad
Song: Beautiful People by Ed Sheeran and Khalid
They're both singers, identities secret.
Ships: Parley/Spiderlad

It was a secret that Harley Keener and Peter Parker were dating, though how we aren't sure, as Harley passed by their table and said hi to just Peter almost every day. Just to add to our bank of shocking secrets very few people know, Peter and Harley were both singers, not sure how they managed it with school and everything else, but they do. Peter would smile every time someone praised his other identity (Spider) or Harley's (Ironlad) and if he had punched a couple of bullies because they insulted either of them? No one has to find out. Anyway, on with the identity reveals!

I have a secret @Spider✔️
I wanna write music but I have no ideas :(

M to da J @JustCallMeMichelle
Oof

I know tha secret @Ironlad✔️
Feel that on every level

Guy who needs a chair @I'mIn
Hey, why don't you do a collab?

M to da J @JustCallMeMichelle
That's the only good idea you've had in months!

PRtoldmetousearealname @Thereforeididn't
I'll fund it!

Unhappy @I'mhisbodyguard
Oh dear

Running @Stilldon'tknowwhy✔️
What's going on

Unhappy @I'mhisbodyguard
If you want that...

👀 @Spiderlad
This is a good idea!

Justanother @celebs✔️
Why won't you collab with any of us?!

I have a secret @Spider✔️
I might after this?

I know tha secret @Ironlad✔️
I might after this?

Zoomies @BarryAllen(orwhateverhisnameis)
I like to ship it ship it!

They were sat in music class, MJ, Ned, Peter, Harley, and Flash all on Twitter while the teacher explained the new topic, "Create a song in groups of two," was what they tuned in to hear. Somehow, Harley and Peter were paired - nothing to do with Tony, what led you to believe that - and they used looking at the same page as an excuse to cuddle. And giggle. As MJ watched. Fortunately, she already knows all and had decided to keep quiet until 'Parley' as she had dubbed them were ready to take credit for all their work.

*2 week time skip*brought to you by m bad spelling

They had created the song and recorded it, they had even unofficially released it on their shared account (@spiderlad). They had agreed and got their parents permission to come out to their fans and also release their identities, as both felt ready to deal with everything that came with that. The fans had come for Spider's concert but screamed even louder when both Spider and Ironlad came out. Those at the front and more observant ones in the back started muttering about how they were linking hands, sensing something big was going to happen today. Eventually, the word spread through the crowd and they quietened down, waiting for an explanation. They kissed, and the crowd either gasped or awed, followed by clapping and one person screaming somewhere, "Spiderlad is real!"
They both chuckled, before responding. "Yeah, it has been for quite a while now. But our friend has a different name for us... When she isn't calling us losers?" Peter tilted his head in confusion.
Harley muttered a little too loud, "My little puppy," then louder so that everyone could hear him, "You asked for a collab, so we made one! Gotta give a few mentions beforehand though. Thanks to the music teacher for pairing us, and I suppose thanks dad for paying them to do that!"
"Oh, we can't forget to thank the dance studio that let us practise there while writing this! And just because I can't wait to watch his reaction, thanks Eugene for shipping us I guess?"
Ironlad gaped, "Did- did you just call him out in front of a few thousand people? For those of you with no clue who he's talking about, we're talking about you Flash!

There was a few moments of silence while the audience processed what had just been revealed then the lights changed to a dark swirling rainbow of colours that Spider and Ironlad danced fluidly around, and around each other. Then the music started and everyone held their breath as the two started singing together. It was a magical few minutes, and at the end of it, everyone slowly returned to reality broken completely when the two laughed, "Don't mind us, just really glad we don't have to deal with management. They'd hate us so much after this." The change was sensed worldwide, this was different to all of the other concerts: normally there was hardly ever any talking or interacting with the audience, but this time they seemed ready to almost have a conversation. Or, actually, have a conversation? They sat down at the front and pulled out a Starkphones, "Ok, so if you want just send in questions and any song requests on Twitter and we'll get through as many as possible."

I have a secret @Spider
So, send them to me, Ironlad or our joint account @Spiderlad

M to da J @JustCallMeMichelle
If anyone upsets them, I will kill you, and I have people to help make sure you're never found
^@Ironlad
Remind me why we introduced her to some of the most powerful women on the planet?
^^@Spider
Not sure

I couldn't thinl of a name @thinkwastaken
So do you know each other's identities?
^@Spiderlad
No, we just took the risk of dating someone that could be double or half our age.
Of course, we know.
^^@I'mIn
Ouch, the amount of sarcasm in the first half of that hurt

I couldn't think of anything @Itookthink
So...are you going to give us an identity reveal anytime soon? Or part of one?
^@DP
Well obviously, the author isn't physically capable of not including an identity reveal
^^@Spiderlad
Ignore him, he does that a lot. Anyway, yeah is everyone sat down?

They looked up, the fans copying after realising it was going to happen for real. They both flipped their hoods down, it was basically trademark that they were always up and Harley went first, "I'm Harley Keener, and I'm Peter Parker or Peter Hogan," Peter finished. There was a thud from a few rows from the front, causing everyone to stare at where it came from, MJ glancing down at the unconscious form of Ned, "It's just Ned!"
Peter facepalmed, "I thought you were all seated!"
"We were! He fell off the chair!" MJ deadpanned back.
"Sounds about right, glad he finally got one of those," Harley commented.

Zoomies @BarryAllen(orwhateverhisnameis)
You can't be serious, ima just go scream somewhere now
^@JustCallMeMichelle
Serves him right
^^@I'mIn
A) how are you not shocked MJ
B) I'll do the same
^@JustCallMeMichelle
Oh, Ned... It was rather obvious

Chorus @thefirstoneautocorrectoffered
How old are you both?
^@Spiderlad
We're both 15

Verse @enlahistoria
Ironlad (I'm bad at names ok?) are you Ironman's son?
^@HelloKitty
Peter, we've discussed this, stop letting Natasha make you evil
Also, no never met the man in my life
^^@ThereforeIdidn't
That's a lie, I am his father
^^@PuppyParker
No Harleybear, besides it's funny seeing you annoyed
Also, Mr Stark is indeed Harley's dad
^@ThereforeIdidn't
How many times do I have to tell you to call me Tony?
^@PuppyParker
A lot more than you already have

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Edited

I rly want to write some angst, but Parley is calling me... Maybe some low-level angst and some Parley?