Spidey AU's

(Request) Crack

Requested by spidey-543. Parley so skip if you don't like. They're the same age.

Peter was overjoyed that Harley liked him back, but quickly overtaken by dread when he realised he wasn't prepared for their date. He found some clothes and ran down the corridor looking for one of the team that would be willing to stop baddies while he was busy. Another problem: Harley still doesn't know he's Spiderman among other things.

By the time the two actually left the tower, he had a plan. They would go on a few dates so he could see what Harley thought about Spidey because he'd been too lost trying to work out if Harley liked him back for the past few months. Then depending on the results, he'd tell him someway, hopefully not when he's about to rush into battle, but things don't go his way often.

They had just left the cafe and were heading home when goblin attacked. Peter dragged the two of them into a probably abandoned alley and made a shushing noise when Harley made to question it. "Stay calm, but I'm Spider-man and really have to go fight goblin for personal reasons. Nat took care of all the others but I'll explain later!" They shared a quick kiss and Peter swung to the top of a nearby building. Harley just stood there in shock, not really comprehending anything that just happened.

"Spider! How dare you kill my father! I'll make you regret it!" The goblin was angrily searching for Peter. Who sorta just sat there letting him rant. "My family is the reason you even have these powers! We helped you get through the fever, the problems that came after. What made you even start this, something Ben said!"
Harley had no clue who this person was and their relationship with Peter, but he knew Ben was a low blow, the only thing that guarantees a reaction. " Ooh can't wait to see where this goes... "

Peter stood up and proceeded to shock all of New York, and anyone around the world watching the news. "No! It was something Ben said... As he and May bled out in my arms! I know better than anyone what losing parents is like, you know this Harry! I would never wish it on anyone, especially not you! I didn't kill your father! I can take you to see him if you don't believe me!
"I'm sorry. I wouldn't have brought them up if I'd known. But I can't see my father yet, he's probably still influenced by the serum." Harry had got rid of the mask at this point and the whole world was trying to work out how Spidey was so well acquainted with the Osborns.

They had started to move away but Harley followed, getting out his phone which was currently blowing up with messages. He rang MJ as she was most likely to have known about this. "How much of this did you know about?"
"Well, I knew about him being Spider-man but not about his connections to the Osborns. Or that he was British! How did no one notice!"
"They're moving away but do you think it'll be safe to follow them?"
"Should be. He'd have webbed them up by now or at least made a quip. Keep the call going I have a feeling this isn't all yet."

She was right, as always. "Well if you won't follow... I dated MJ for a few months! Ask anyone, they'll tell you I look round whenever I hear her name!"
"How dare you! She said I was the first person she ever loved!"
"Really? Heartbreaking to know she didn't love me! I have a wonderful boyfriend now though but I can tell you about the others!"
Peter could hear MJ screaming at Harley over the phone. He was going to pay for that one later, he gestured discreetly for Harley to follow to the apartments they were headed towards.
"When did you date your best friend and my boyfriend? Why?" Harley was feeling slightly guilty that he wanted exciting things like this to happen more frequently.
"I didn't! Besides, why would it have made Harry so angry? I've never met him before!" MJ was fuming.

"Then after MJ, Gwen dated me for a couple of weeks to help me get over it. We should call them soon, I bet they have lots of questions."
"How could you? I thought they were just friends! Oh... That was smart." Harry hopped off the board into his dad's apartment.
"Who on Earth is Gwen?! Harley had pretty much given up hope of going one minute this afternoon without shocking revelations being made.
"I really don't know see if you can get into the apartment. I need this mess explaining as I've never heard of half these people!" MJ was nearly in tears over how she'd failed at being observant. Harley hung up on her and accepted one of the old man's calls.
"You're both turning my hair grey! I finally find out why he's determined that he's the only one to fight goblin-" Tony rants.
"I found out he was Spidey and before you try to stop me I'm knocking on the apartment door as we speak."
"Don't you dare! Harley? Harley!" Tony threw his hands in the air and gave up, they would probably be fine.

A few minutes after he knocked, Peter finally opened the door, mask off. He dragged Harley in and just sort of left him with the Osborns while he rang the others. "MJ, Ned, Nat are on the way. We can video call everyone else."
"That's great but... I'm so confused about what's going on! Cuddles at least?" Harley plonked down on Peter's lap while Harry set up the video call. There were a couple of beats fo silence before the door crashed down. "Dramatic much?"
"Says you! You said you dated me!" MJ yelled.
"Who even are you?" Everyone is basically just yelling at each other at this point.
"Everyone calm down! Michelle, Ned, Harley, Mum, meet Harry, Mary Jane, and Gwen. I'm dating Harley and haven't dated anyone else. Norman and I are basically each other therapists and it's a good way to keep in contact with Harry and the others. I would've introduced you guys at some point... " Peter looked down guiltily.
"If this is what happens on a daily basis then I am so glad I love you," Harley confirmed that he was fine with everything they had just found out and the others followed his lead.

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