Spidey AU's

Too Many Everything Peter!

Imagine like the iron spider legs but more spidery.

It was a camping trip, in the middle of winter. Why? The only good thing that had happened this month was that they had finally worked out his mutation didn't cause him to hibernate. However, there were some other things he had yet to tell his family about, for example, the fangs and extra legs and eyes. Yep, he was going to make it Bruce's Christmas present and Clint's when he sees the recording of all their reactions.

It didn't get better when the trip actually began as he almost has a SO on the bus and his instincts were begging to go hunting in the forest. Then he was told him and Ned had to share the tent with Flash while MJ would be putting up another one close by. It was still going downhill though, the teachers forgot the tents so they had to drape tarpaulin over a branch for each 'tent'. Then they had to catch and cook their own food, it was only provided in the case of allergies or when they went more than one meal without food.

Looking back on it, Peter could kind of understand why Flash was scared when he went on a walk close to dinner and returned saying he had eaten. Note to self: mustn't use fangs or extra legs on prey when going back to a public place. They were all very glad to go to sleep instead of chatting late into the night.

The next morning was normal for Peter, open all four eyes, stretch all eight legs, including the four extra (do arms count as legs in this case?) then retract his fangs and anything else noticeably inhuman. Unfortunately, he forgot Ned and Flash would be there. Flash let out a very high pitched manly scream and climbed the nearest tree, at least they could say his nickname existed for a reason, that was fast.

Ned had started shouting about how he was a liar and this woke MJ up. She stormed out and had apparently been listening for a few moments as she changed but only just decided to help. She grabbed her spear that the Wakandans' had gifted her and lead them to a nearby river to catch breakfast. Peter let his instincts take over and used his extra legs and sometimes fangs to catch the fish. At some point, he had opened his extra eyes to focus better and even MJ was slightly spooked upon seeing them.

Ten minutes later he stopped and simply said, "Sorry you guys had to see that." Then he devoured it all, leaving three for them if they wanted as Flash probably won't be able to function properly for a while. He threw secret identities to the wind and walked off to join the rest of the class, walking included jumping from branch to branch.

Roger Harrington was very conflicted when as they left MJ told him to leave the back window of the bus open for Peter. Deciding he'd risk it just so he didn't lose another student they set off only for there to be a loud thud when something hit the roof as they left the forest. "Three... Two... One... Here!" Ned and MJ yelled as Peter crawled in all his eight-armed glory. "This has actually been the best trip ever, thanks!" He said happily before passing out.

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