Something to make you laugh #6

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Enjoy this dumb shit I do.

I love you all btw. <3

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LH: ugh, I would never go to McDonalds.

Fear: well, McDonalds wouldn't want you because you're a d*ck.

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Asher: *opens fridge* oh my god... WHO THE FOOK ATE ALL MY FOOKIN' DINNER ROLLS!?

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Cyrus: put the item in the bagging area.

Coby: um its in there!

Cyrus: Bitch, No its not.

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Hallow: So this house is haunted, apparently a boy died here when he was like nine or something.

Jasper: I'm eleven so shut the f*ck up.

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Lh: Ha! You can't tie your shoes!

Mari: I can't tie my shoes but I can f*ck your bitch.

Lh: 0_0

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Jasper: you guys.. I died..

Romeo: Bitch, were eating. That's f*cking gross.

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Cupid: now, I'm not going to point any fingers, but Romeo is a hoe.

Romeo: Bitch fight me.

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Jasper: psst, psst!

Romeo: I'm trying to watch a f*cking movie!

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Cupid: Ugh,

Romeo: what?

Cupid: Atlas is calling again,

Romeo: Give me that, He doesn't want to talk to you anymore, bye bitch~!

Cupid: Romeo!

Romeo: you're welcome!

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Cyrus: Greetings Coby, Penis size is three inches.

Coby: ......thanks Mr robot, can you just take us to the club now?

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Coby: oh damn did my date leave?

Cupid: You were gone for almost an hour, she thought you must have left.

Coby: I was taking a shit!

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Coby; hey.. Romeo, I really like you..

Romeo: Ohh.. Eww. I just pictured what your d*ck might look like.. And now I'm f*cking disgusted! Thanks!

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Creator: Okay, who's turn was it to take the trash out!? Whos ass is getting f*cking kicked!?

Outcasts: 0_0

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Mari: have you seen my hamster? I think he got out of his cage again.

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