Enjoy this dumb shit.
Cupid: *drinks milkshake*
Lh: Is that a f*cking straw!? *smacks it out of his hands*
Cupid: -_-
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Coby: Hey, if this video gets a thousand likes, will you give me an A?
Fear: Coby, Shut the f*ck up.
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Cupid: Hey guys and gals, how many of you can do this with your man? Babe, give me your phone.
Hallow: *throws phone against wall* No.
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Cyrus: What's that Minecraft thing? About the diamonds?
Mari: Never waste your diamonds on a hoe.
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Hallow: Hey, you're cute. Do you have a Snapchat?
Cupid: 0_0 .......*rolls up window*
Hallow: Damn it.
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Lh: So you all have heard of elf on the shelf right? Well, Nintendo switch on a bitch! *slaps Coby*
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Fear: Any wise words?
Hallow: Pumpkin spice. Its the year round spice.
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Aspen: Yeah in pretty thirsty and-
Octavian: •w•
Aspen: ....What are you doing in my water?
Octavian: 0w0
Aspen: What the f*ck is wrong with you...?
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Cupid: Mm! Looks like the cookies are done! *picks up cookie tray without glove*
*pained screaming*
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Romeo: I just want a guy to choke me, kiss me, and tell me I'm pretty, is that too much to ask? Anyway, I want a large coke with a side of fries thanks.
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Atlas: How can you tell your boyfriend is getting fat?
Cupid: He's getting a cute ecto belly!
Atlas: No, he can fit in your husbands pants.
Cupid: 0_0
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Octavian: Hello Igniter!
Igniter: How dare you.
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Cyrus: You're twenty!? That's impossible! You're like ten!
Mari: I'm eleven so shut the f*ck up.
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Atlas: Hey, do you have any French in you? Would you like one~? I'm a virgin.
Cupid: *eye twitch*
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Romeo: Hey slithers.
Coby: Yeah babe?
Romeo: Do you work at subway?
Coby: ...No why?
Romeo: So you can give me that foot long~
YOU ARE READING
Outcast oneshots #2
RandomHello everyone! Can you believe my idiots got a second book? Anyway, these are one shots of all of the chaotic characters that belong to me. Including some new boi's. :3 Updates are random as always, I only update once I get inspiration.
