Art made by my sister Author-Lori
I'm making this chapter since I'm bored and I have no idea what to write yet. -_-
Enjoy!
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Cupid: Love is a baked sweet potato.
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Romeo: What if I want to have sex before marriage?
Atlas: Then you better be prepared to die.
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Mari: There's a mushroom on your shirt.
Aspen: Aw... I'm a failure...
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Atlas: *slides down railing* You're all going to hell! Bye~!
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Coby: Ya like jazz?
Mari: ......*bitch slaps him*
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Cyrus: Ladies, the tops of your heads look nice.
Readers: Aww thank you!
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Coby: Hey bro can I get a sip of that water?
Lockheart: Its not water.
Coby: ah, Vodka I like your style.
Lockheart: Its vinegar.
Coby: Wha-
Lockheart: I said its vinegar, p**y.
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Romeo: Bitch you gone step on my f**king toe bitch with those f**king cowgirl f**king boots bitch disgusting!
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Mari: Do you wanna dance with me?
Cyrus: Go and f**k yourself.
Mari: Why won't anyone dance with me?
Cyrus: Because I want to f**k you.
Mari: 0_0
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Cupid: Why is everyone afraid of love?
Cupid: LOVE!
Lockheart: *girly scream*
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Fear: How British people shower. Same as you, you idiot. We get nice and wet, then we get the tea bags.
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Creator: What did you do!?
Asher: I shaved off my eyebrows.
Creator: Why did you do that?
Asher: I don't know!
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Lockheart: Let's tell a secret about ourselves. I'm going to go first, I hate you.
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Gael: *shoots ceiling light*
Asher: This is why mom doesn't f**king love you!
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Fear: Remember class you can be anything you want.
Mari: I want to be the president!
Fear: Aw mari, you should try smaller things.
Mari: Bitch you said I could be anything I want!
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Outcast oneshots #2
RandomHello everyone! Can you believe my idiots got a second book? Anyway, these are one shots of all of the chaotic characters that belong to me. Including some new boi's. :3 Updates are random as always, I only update once I get inspiration.
