*If Sabre being destroyed in the Orange Village went differently*
Sabre: What are you gonna do? Stab me?
Nightmare: *Proceeds to stab him*
Sabre:
Sabre: I shouldn't have asked
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Sabre: I hate you with every inch in my body!
Void, who is taller than Sabre: That's not a lot of inches
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Time: This is such a bad idea
Elemental: Then why are you coming along?
Time: Because someone needs to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong
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Void: *kicks 'G' off Graveyard*
Void: Let's get this party started
~~~
Rainbow: Stop buying plastic skeletons for Halloween! It's terrible for the environment!
Reverse: Yeah! Locally sourced, all natural skeletons are much more environmentally friendly!
~~~
Undercover Sabre: Don't worry, I got a plan
Corruption: Alright
Undercover Sabre: TraitorSayWhat?
Soul: Excuse me?
Undercover Sabre: What?
Corruption:
Soul:
Rainbow Void:
Undercover Sabre:
Undercover Sabre: No wait-
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Elemental: *Mockingly* Well aren't you sugar and spice and everything nice!
Time: Well aren't you rudeness and sarcasm and everything...um...
Elemental: No, go on. You find something that rhymes with sarcasm and makes sense and I'll admit that I'm a jerk
~~~
Rainbow: Can you do the thing?
Sabre: What thing?
Rainbow: The thing that never fails to make me happy
Sabre: Oh
Sabre: *Smiles*
Rainbow: Thank you
~~~
Sabre: Welcome to Salsa Class! Who's ready to dance?
Galaxy, hiding a tortilla chip bag: There may have been a misunderstanding
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𝙇𝙪𝙙𝙞𝙘. - 𝙎𝙩𝙚𝙫𝙚 𝙎𝙖𝙜𝙖/𝙍𝙖𝙞𝙣𝙗𝙤𝙬 𝙌𝙪𝙚𝙨𝙩 ✔︎
Fanfiction𝙇𝙪𝙙𝙞𝙘 (𝗔𝗱𝗷.) 𝗙𝘂𝗹𝗹 𝗼𝗳 𝗳𝘂𝗻 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗵𝗶𝗴𝗵 𝘀𝗽𝗶𝗿𝗶𝘁𝘀 ☾ ⋆*･ﾟ:⋆*･ﾟ:✧*⋆.*:･ﾟ✧.: ⋆*･ﾟ: .⋆ ☾ A whole book dedicated to incorrect quotes of the Steve Saga and Rainbow Quest characters! I hope you enjoy! ☾ ⋆*･ﾟ:⋆*･ﾟ:✧*⋆.*:･ﾟ✧.: ⋆*･ﾟ:...
