𝙇𝙪𝙙𝙞𝙘. - 𝙎𝙩𝙚𝙫𝙚 𝙎𝙖𝙜𝙖/𝙍𝙖𝙞𝙣𝙗𝙤𝙬 𝙌𝙪𝙚𝙨𝙩 ✔︎

#60 (Steve Saga)

So just btw, if I ever miss a day to update, just know that I'm running out of incorrect quotes and it's getting harder to find any that could work with SS/RQ characters

Lucas: Hey, Sabre?

Sabre: Yeah?

Lucas: Can a steve breathe inside a washing machine while it's on?

Sabre:

Sabre: Where's Galaxy?

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SSO and not Bluebow again-

Rainbow: Hah! 69! You know what that means?

Blue: What?

Green: That you're a child

Red: HOW'D YOU GUESS MY IQ?!

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Nightmare: What if the person who named walkie talkies named everything?

Dark: Pregnancy tests are Maybe Babies

Positive: Socks are Feetie Heaties

Negative: Forks are Stabby Grabbies

Dark: Defibrillators are Heartie Starties

Positive: Nightmares are Dreamy Screamies

Negative: Stamps are Lickie Stickies

Shadow, annoyed: You are disappointments

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Waiter: What would you guys like to order?

Lucas: Can I get a milkshake with two straws?

Light, blushing: Aw that's so cute Luc-

Lucas: *Puts both straws in his mouth* Watch how freaking fast I can drink this

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Positive: *Upset*

Negative: I will destroy every aspect of the known universe and burn whatever remains to ash in order to be sure I eradicated whatever hurt you

Positive: I'd rather have a hug

Negative: Okay

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Sabre, setting down a card: Ace of Spades

Lucas, pulling out an Uno card: +4

Galaxy, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you

Rainbow, trembling: What are we playing

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Nightmare: My body is 70% water and 100% yours, baby *Winks*

Dark: *Facepalms*

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Sabre: Lucas? You alive?

Lucas: ...No...

Sabre: Oh. Guess I'm not buying dinner

Lucas: Wait...maybe I'm a little bit alive

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Lucas, trying to fill out legal paperwork stuff: We're you guys born AMAB or AFAB?

Galaxy: Bold of you to assume I was born at all

Rainbow: I personally was created in a lab

Sabre: I just straight up spawned lol