Nightmare: If it bites you and you die, it's venomous
Dark: What if I bite it and it dies?
Nightmare: Then you're venomous
Positive: What if it bites itself and I die?
Nightmare: That's voodoo
Negative: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
Nightmare: That's correlation, not causation
Hypno: What if we bite each other and neither of us dies?
Shadow: That's kinky
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Galaxy, in a tree: Hey guys. Just a quick update: I climbed a tree, and now I'm 2 stories high in that tree, and I'm having a lot of fun
Galaxy, internally: Please send help. I am stuck in a tree. I have seen Death in his purest form and his eyes are cold and merciless
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Lucas: How do you always look so calm?
Sabre: Oh, I'm not. People just can't tell when I'm panicking because I'm always panicking
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Dark: Self-care is actually getting into fights with random people in dark alleys
Positive: No, self-care is stuff like taking a bubble bath, or putting on a lot of makeup if you like it, or taking a nice warm nap!
Hypno: Self-care is the burning heat when rage washes over you!! Self-care is when you feel the bones crack under your powerful fists!! Self-care is the fear in your enemies' eyes!
Shadow: Lmao self-care is taking your birthday cake just so I can eat the frosting
Dark: If you touch my birthday cake I'll make you eat your hands
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Rainbow: You know I hate it when you make up words, Galaxy
Galaxy: Are you still mad at me for saying 'Snacksident?'
Rainbow: Yes. Very
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Light, whispering: If you love me, blink
Lucas: *Didn't hear what he said*
Light: *Blows air in Lucas' face*
Lucas: *Blinks*
Light: Yes!
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Negative, to Positive: You're too good for this world
Negative: But that's okay
Negative: I'll be a jerk for the both of us
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Galaxy, eating a sandwich: Mmph mhe mmphhh?
Sabre:
Rainbow: *Kicks Galaxy's side*
Galaxy: OW! WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!
Rainbow: I assumed you were choking
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Galaxy: We've known each other for awhile now, and I've been thinking that maybe it's time to take a step forward in our relationship
Purple: What?
Galaxy: *Gets on one knee*
Purple:
Galaxy, pulling out a sticky note: Here, my WiFi password
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