Light: Why are you on the floor?
Depressed Rainbow: I'm depressed
Depressed Rainbow: Also I was stabbed, can you get Sabre please?
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Void: I hate being touched
Void: The last time I touched another steve was 100 years ago. In hand-to-hand combat
Corruption: Rainbow is literally hugging you right now
Void: This means nothing
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Elemental, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him?
Sabre: You did WHAT-
Time: William Snakespeare
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Orange Leader: Oh no we lost Funny and Miner
Happy: This calls for drastic measures
Happy: I'm sorry Funny, but I have to do this
Happy: FUNNY'S JOKES SUCK
Funny, in the distance: NOT COOL MINER
Miner, in the distance: IT WASN'T ME!
Happy: There they are
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Reverse: Don't correct me!
Sabre: Don't be wrong!
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*Void and Rainbow after dating for three years*
Void: Rainbow, guess what this hoodie is made out of
Rainbow, rolling his eyes: Void, I know it's boyfriend material-
Void, getting down on one knee: Wrong, it's husband material
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Sabre: You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you
M: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule
Sabre: Absolutely not
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Time: Describe yourself in one word
Elemental: Indescribable
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Depressed Rainbow, opening a Capri Sun: Guess I'll drink my sorrows away
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Fanfiction𝙇𝙪𝙙𝙞𝙘 (𝗔𝗱𝗷.) 𝗙𝘂𝗹𝗹 𝗼𝗳 𝗳𝘂𝗻 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗵𝗶𝗴𝗵 𝘀𝗽𝗶𝗿𝗶𝘁𝘀 ☾ ⋆*･ﾟ:⋆*･ﾟ:✧*⋆.*:･ﾟ✧.: ⋆*･ﾟ: .⋆ ☾ A whole book dedicated to incorrect quotes of the Steve Saga and Rainbow Quest characters! I hope you enjoy! ☾ ⋆*･ﾟ:⋆*･ﾟ:✧*⋆.*:･ﾟ✧.: ⋆*･ﾟ:...
