Rainbow: *Gently headbutts Blue in the shoulder to show affection*
Blue: *Absentmindedly pats Rainbow's face to acknowledge affection received*
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Prof. Red: What if the 'g' in 'gif' is silent?
Purple: Professor, go to sleep please
Prof. Red: What gif I don't want to?
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Blue: Are you having a staring contest with a turtle?
Rainbow: No. I just won a staring contest with a turtle
Blue: Is it weird that I find that oddly attractive?
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Green: When's your birthday?
Prof. Red: Why? So you can look up my natal chart? So you can figure out my weaknesses? So you can destroy me?
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*During an impromptu sleepover at the laboratory*
Blue: I'm glad Rainbow's finally comfortable sleeping around us
Yellow: He looks so peaceful
Purple, opening a black marker: And vulnerable
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Rainbow: Green I have a knock knock joke for you! Say 'knock knock'
Green: Knock knock
Rainbow: Who's there?
Green:
Rainbow:
Green:
Rainbow: Wait that's not right
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Dark, looking out the window: Someone's here to pick you up
Hypno: Who?
Hypno:
Hypno: There's no cars, there's only a garbage truck...
Dark: Exactly
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Blue: The best revenge, really, is being nice!
Prof. Red, in the distance: Or murder
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Purple: Nothing in life is free
Green: Air is free
Rainbow: Love is free
Yellow: Free samples are free
Hypno: Everything is free if you can run fast enough
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Fanfiction𝙇𝙪𝙙𝙞𝙘 (𝗔𝗱𝗷.) 𝗙𝘂𝗹𝗹 𝗼𝗳 𝗳𝘂𝗻 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗵𝗶𝗴𝗵 𝘀𝗽𝗶𝗿𝗶𝘁𝘀 ☾ ⋆*・゚:⋆*・゚:✧*⋆.*:・゚✧.: ⋆*・゚: .⋆ ☾ A whole book dedicated to incorrect quotes of the Steve Saga and Rainbow Quest characters! I hope you enjoy! ☾ ⋆*・゚:⋆*・゚:✧*⋆.*:・゚✧.: ⋆*・゚:...