Cop: You're receiving a ticket for having three people in one motorcycle
Elemental: Shoot
Time: Wait, three?
Cop: Yeah?
Rainbow: OH MY GOD SABRE FELL OFF!!!
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Nightmare: Sorry, I lost my cool for a second
Sabre: You can't lose something you never had
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Elemental: *Gets something from Time*
Elemental: Oh, Cover Boy Hair Gel, this is really expensive...thanks, Time!
*Ten minutes later*
Elemental: IT'S CEMENT!!!
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Dark: Sabre, don't be so stupid
Sabre: Stupid?
Dark: Stupid is watching your friends make plans for their future...
Dark: And realizing you have none at all
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Rainbow: We've been sitting in this elevator for a whole hour!
Sabre: Unbelievable! Well, at least we got stuck together
Sabre: Not together, together...not like a couple, we're just friends...
Sabre: I'll shut up now
Rainbow: Please don't. You're even cuter when you're babbling
Sabre: Okay!
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Elemental, holds a four leaf clover: This is a four leaf clover, 'cause you're gonna need all the luck you can get
Time: Do you people just carry those around?
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Void: I think you and I are more similar than you think
Sabre: That's a terrible thing to say
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Nightmare: God damn it
Rainbow: HEY
Rainbow: *Reveals Gerald who was hiding behind him* Never swear in front of Gerald
Nightmare:
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Dark: I can't find my phone
Nightmare: Okay I'll call you
Dark: No, wait-
Dark's ringtone: You are my dad (you're my dad!) BOOGIE WOOGIE WOOGIE
Dark:
Nightmare:
Dark: I can explain
Dang I forgot to update this book didn't I?
The reason is because I've been working on some short stories and oneshots for a Steve Saga Oneshot book, if anyone is interested in that. It'll have x readers and ships because I thought it'd be nice to include both 😊
It'll be published once I finish up a few Darklight oneshots I've been meaning to complete 😁
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𝙇𝙪𝙙𝙞𝙘. - 𝙎𝙩𝙚𝙫𝙚 𝙎𝙖𝙜𝙖/𝙍𝙖𝙞𝙣𝙗𝙤𝙬 𝙌𝙪𝙚𝙨𝙩 ✔︎
Fanfiction𝙇𝙪𝙙𝙞𝙘 (𝗔𝗱𝗷.) 𝗙𝘂𝗹𝗹 𝗼𝗳 𝗳𝘂𝗻 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗵𝗶𝗴𝗵 𝘀𝗽𝗶𝗿𝗶𝘁𝘀 ☾ ⋆*･ﾟ:⋆*･ﾟ:✧*⋆.*:･ﾟ✧.: ⋆*･ﾟ: .⋆ ☾ A whole book dedicated to incorrect quotes of the Steve Saga and Rainbow Quest characters! I hope you enjoy! ☾ ⋆*･ﾟ:⋆*･ﾟ:✧*⋆.*:･ﾟ✧.: ⋆*･ﾟ:...
