Shadow: Murder wasn't on today's agenda
Dark: Murder isn't on anyone's agenda
Shadow: No, it's on mine, just not until Thursday
~~~
Sabre: The studies show that you are the most amazing person in the world
Rainbow: Source?
Sabre: Me
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Lucas: I'm just gonna carefully drop a few hints here and there that I might like him
Lucas: Gotta keep it cool, you know? I don't want to seem too desperate or forward
Lucas: Keep it hidden
Light: Hey, did you-
Lucas: Marry me
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Dark, on the phone with Shadow, pretending to be a killer as a prank: I'm watching you
Shadow:
Shadow: Do I look good?
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Negative: Positive, I hate to break it to you, but you do realize no one dabs anymore, right?
*Collective gasps all around*
Dark: Oh no here we go
Positive, furiously turning purple: Well you're just as bad as a- a- PEPSI DRINKER
Dark: Alright THAT'S GOING TOO FAR
Hypno, making angry noises in the distance: WHO INSULTED DABBING LET ME AT THEM
~~~
Elemental, pacing around: I have to be tough on Time so that he can be successful
Time: *Smiles*
Elemental: Screw being tough, Time, I love you, keep being you, little brother <3
~~~
Sabre: It's been years since we lost our dear friend, Lucas
Lucas, from inside the Rainbow House: QUIT TELLING EVERYONE I'M DEAD
Sabre: Sometimes I can still hear his voice
~~~
*Nightmare and Dark are glaring at each other*
Negative: Do you smell that?
Positive: *Sniffs the air* What?
Negative: *Points to Nightmare and Dark*
Negative: The scent of relationship tension is in the air
~~~
Sabre: You, you cant lie. Where is Galaxy?
Rainbow: Well, ah, I don't know where he's not
Sabre: You don't know where Galaxy is?
Rainbow: On the contrary-
Sabre: So you do know where he is?
Rainbow: I'm possibly more or less not definitely rejecting the idea that I undeniably do or do not know where he shan't possibly be
Rainbow: If that indeed where he isn't
Sabre: *Facepalms*
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