Blue, about to go to the store: Say the three words
Rainbow: I love you
Blue: I love you too, but try again
Rainbow, looking back at the rest of the group: We will behave
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Hypno: You played me like a fiddle!
Rainbow: Oh no, fiddles are actually difficult to play
Rainbow: I played you like the cheap kazoo you are
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Prof. Red: Every time I'm confronted with a problem and feel desperate and helpless, I look at a picture of all of us together
Rainbow, Blue, Purple and Green: Aww-
Prof. Red: And then I tell myself, if I can survive living with those idiotic clowns, it means I can handle every problem
All of them:
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Blue: OHMYGOSH YOU'RE BLEEDING!
Rainbow, looking down: Huh
Blue: QUICK WHAT'S YOUR BLOOD TYPE?
Rainbow: B Positive
Blue, slamming his fists on the dirt: I'M TRYING
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Rainbow: Being cute is really hard because even when you're angry, people just giggle at you and say 'Aw, you're so cute when you're angry,' like, no. Stop. Recognize my power
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Green: Can you imagine not being a steve and just living out your days as a weeping willow, though? By the water? Unburdened? Ideal
Red: I want to be the one from Harry Potter that's beats the crap out of everyone and everything
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Rainbow: *Spots ice cream truck outside*
Rainbow: Blue, Blue, Blue, Blue, Blue, please-
Blue, not looking up from his book: No
Rainbow:
Rainbow: Purple, Purple, Purple, Purple, Purple-
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Red: Purple told me I had to start thinking before I act
Red: So if I smack the crap out of you, rest assured, I thought about it and am confident in my decision
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Green: Did you tell anybody about this?!
Blue: I only told Rainbow
Rainbow: And I told Hypno
Hypno: And I told many, many steves
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𝙇𝙪𝙙𝙞𝙘. - 𝙎𝙩𝙚𝙫𝙚 𝙎𝙖𝙜𝙖/𝙍𝙖𝙞𝙣𝙗𝙤𝙬 𝙌𝙪𝙚𝙨𝙩 ✔︎
Fanfiction𝙇𝙪𝙙𝙞𝙘 (𝗔𝗱𝗷.) 𝗙𝘂𝗹𝗹 𝗼𝗳 𝗳𝘂𝗻 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗵𝗶𝗴𝗵 𝘀𝗽𝗶𝗿𝗶𝘁𝘀 ☾ ⋆*･ﾟ:⋆*･ﾟ:✧*⋆.*:･ﾟ✧.: ⋆*･ﾟ: .⋆ ☾ A whole book dedicated to incorrect quotes of the Steve Saga and Rainbow Quest characters! I hope you enjoy! ☾ ⋆*･ﾟ:⋆*･ﾟ:✧*⋆.*:･ﾟ✧.: ⋆*･ﾟ:...
