Rainbow: Sabre can you give me the 'Galaxy Serves A Purpose' speech again?
Sabre: Why?
Galaxy: *Comes from behind carrying a squirrel*
Galaxy: Honestly I wanna hear the speech again too, by the way this is Stanley
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Positive, chasing a random deer: EXCUSE ME BAMBI, CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH?!
Negative: Positive NO
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Void: I like the rain. It's peaceful
Void: And it'll clean up murder
Elemental: You wouldn't need the rain to clean up after yourself if you used an icicle as a weapon
Time: What's wrong with both of you-
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Sabre, to everyone in the Rainbow Town: Can you all just be serious for 5 minutes?
Lucas: Our record is 3 and a half minutes-
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Hypno, staring at Shadow with wide eyes: Shadow, you're bleeding!
Shadow, completely calm: Don't worry Hypno, it's not my blood
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Nightmare: Why do you two love the rain so much?
Positive: I like splashing in puddles!
Negative: I'm trying to get hit by lightning
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Sabre: Why are you standing on the table?
Rainbow: I live in this house and I can do what I want and you cannot stop me-
Sabre: Where's the spider?
Rainbow: In the corner, please kill it-
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Negative: I've made a decision
Dark: Yep
Negative: I'm gonna go to the kitchen,
Dark: Mhm
Negative: Open the dishwasher,
Dark: Yeah
Negative: And climb inside the dishwasher
Dark:
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Light:
Light: What are you doing?
Lucas, spreading toothpaste on toast: Multitasking
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