#89 (Steve Saga)

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Rainbow: Sabre can you give me the 'Galaxy Serves A Purpose' speech again?

Sabre: Why?

Galaxy: *Comes from behind carrying a squirrel*

Galaxy: Honestly I wanna hear the speech again too, by the way this is Stanley

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Positive, chasing a random deer: EXCUSE ME BAMBI, CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH?!

Negative: Positive NO

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Void: I like the rain. It's peaceful

Void: And it'll clean up murder

Elemental: You wouldn't need the rain to clean up after yourself if you used an icicle as a weapon

Time: What's wrong with both of you-

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Sabre, to everyone in the Rainbow Town: Can you all just be serious for 5 minutes?

Lucas: Our record is 3 and a half minutes-

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Hypno, staring at Shadow with wide eyes: Shadow, you're bleeding!

Shadow, completely calm: Don't worry Hypno, it's not my blood

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Nightmare: Why do you two love the rain so much?

Positive: I like splashing in puddles!

Negative: I'm trying to get hit by lightning

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Sabre: Why are you standing on the table?

Rainbow: I live in this house and I can do what I want and you cannot stop me-

Sabre: Where's the spider?

Rainbow: In the corner, please kill it-

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Negative: I've made a decision

Dark: Yep

Negative: I'm gonna go to the kitchen,

Dark: Mhm

Negative: Open the dishwasher,

Dark: Yeah

Negative: And climb inside the dishwasher

Dark:

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Light:

Light: What are you doing?

Lucas, spreading toothpaste on toast: Multitasking

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