Dark: Nightmare? What's the WiFi password?
Nightmare: Oh. Okay. It's 'I'
Dark: I
Nightmare: L O V E
Dark: L O V E
Nightmare: Y O U
Nightmare, putting on shades: I love you
*Cue romantic music*
Dark: It didn't work
~~~
Sabre: You know what I would do if I could rearrange the entire alphabet?
Rainbow: Add a new letter and confuse everyone?
Sabre: What? N-no...
Rainbow: Take out all the letters so that no one can speak properly?
Sabre: Rainbow, no I-
Rainbow: Only take out an A?
Sabre: No! I would put 'U' and 'I' together
Rainbow: Why would you do that? That's so boring you know?
Sabre: *Sob*
~~~
Positive: So Negative, what are some of your prized possessions?
Negative: Someone's son in my room
Positive: What?
Negative, visibly sweating: The son and the moon, I love astronomy
Positive: Oh! For a moment there I thought you said something else. That's cool!
Negative: *Sweats harder*
~~~
Lucas, sighing: How could you spend all of our money like this?
Light, putting tiny raincoats on ducklings: It's okay, Lucas, they live outside, they need this :(
~~~
Sabre: So let me get this straight
Sabre: You bought an extra large TV...
Sabre: Just to play in the box
Rainbow, sitting in a box: Yes and?
~~~
Hypno: I'm gonna take a knife from Shadow's knife collection!
Dark: That's a bad idea
Hypno: There are no bad ideas. Only good ones that go horribly wrong
~~~
Positive: Candles are how we keep fire as pets
Negative: That is unnecessarily adorable
~~~
Flight attendant: Is there a doctor onboard?
Lucas, nudging Sabre: That should've been you?
Sabre: Not now Lucas
Lucas: Not asking a YouTuber to help them, are they?
Sabre: Lucas, there is literally a medical emergency right now!
Lucas: Why don't you edit his video and help him get better?
Sabre: You and I literally have the same job
~~~
Galaxy: Wouldn't it be like...really messed up if vegetables were actually sensitive and could feel the pain of us eating them?
Rainbow: Okay Galaxy. Repeat after me
Rainbow:
Galaxy:
Rainbow:
Galaxy: You aren't saying anything
Rainbow: That's the point
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