Sorry for the SUPER late upload, but I was busy today and didn't have time to finish this update until now, and updates might not be at 10AM (where I live) like usual. Just keep that in mind ig
Also, the next part of Ask or Dare can't be released tomorrow. I have a lot left to write there, so it may have to wait till next week
M: What do you call it when someone tries to kill you?
Time: Failed assassination
Light: Attempted murder
Shadow: Treason
Sabre: Just another day
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Rainbow at 3AM: Do you think the ocean is salty because the land never waves back?
Void: Go back to sleep, 'Bow
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Corruption: *Shining a flashlight under the bed*
Corruption: Soul, are you ready to come out yet and interact with people?
Soul: *DEMONIC SCREECHING*
Corruption: Understandable, have a good day
Headcanon about Soul: he isn't very social. I mean, if you payed attention in season 3, he didn't really talk during the meetings. He talked, like, twice at most during one of the meetings. So yeah. Believe what you want about him, that's just mine on him
~~~Shadow: What has this world ever done for you? Why would you want to save it?!
Sabre: Because I'm one of the idiots who lives in it!
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Elemental: Do you ever get water hungry?
Time: Thirsty?
Elemental: Water hungry
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M: Knock knock
Red Leader: Uh who's there?
M: Daisy
Red Leader: Daisy who?
M: DAISY ME ROLLIN', THEY HATIN'
Red Leader: *Sighs*
Red Leader: Apprentice, have you been hanging out with Sabre again?
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Dark, on the floor: Go on without me!
Sabre, crying while kneeling beside Dark: No! We can get through this together, just like we always do!
Dark: There's no time! You just defend our honor. Don't let my death be for nothing!
Sabre, sobbing: I can't do this without you!
Dark: Goodbye, old friend... *Goes limp*
Sabre: NOoOOOOOooOO
Time, whispering to Shadow: They do realize this is just a dodgeball game, right?
Shadow, aiming at Sabre: Time, this is war. Show no mercy
~~~
*Air horn sound*
*Second air horn sound*
Prof. Red: This isn't deodorant
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Galaxy: I'm the kind of person who likes to think things through
Rainbow: Since when? I once saw you eat a marshmallow that was still on fire
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