Lucas: I can't believe you and Rainbow broke the bed
Lucas: You two must've gotten too wild
Sabre: Haha yeah...
*The night before*
Rainbow: I bet you can't jump high enough to touch the ceiling
~~~
Nightmare: What are you doing?
Dark, squirming in Nightmare's arms: Hiding
Nightmare:
Nightmare: Do you mean hugging?
Dark, pausing for a moment: Did I freaking stutter?
Dark: This is my safe place
Dark: Now shut up and put your arms around me
~~~
Galaxy, googling: Snake bite leg what to do
Google: Elevate and apply pressure
Galaxy, lifting snake real high: Apologize or else
~~~
Rainbow, carrying a large box: What would you say if I came home with 4 kittens one day?
Sabre:
Sabre: What's in the box?
Rainbow:
Sabre: Bow, what's in the box?
Rainbow: I think you know
~~~
Galaxy: Why is Lucas on the floor crying?
Purple: He's drunk
Galaxy: And?
Purple: He saw a picture of Light's boyfriend
Galaxy:
Galaxy: But he's Light's boyfriend
Purple: I freaking know
~~~
Shadow: Rules were made to be broken
Positive: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken
Negative: Piñatas
Dark: Glow sticks
Nightmare: Karate boards
Hypno: Spaghetti when you have a small pot
Shadow: Rules
~~~
Rainbow: So Sabre's a sleep-talker
Light: Yeah?
Rainbow: 'Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.' Right. In. My. Ear. At. 2AM
~~~
Sabre: I ask you to do one simple thing-
Galaxy: Simple?! I stood in front of that store for HOURS before realizing those doors weren't automatic
~~~
Positive: The thicker your thighs are, the more kittens that can lay in your lap!
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Fanfiction𝙇𝙪𝙙𝙞𝙘 (𝗔𝗱𝗷.) 𝗙𝘂𝗹𝗹 𝗼𝗳 𝗳𝘂𝗻 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗵𝗶𝗴𝗵 𝘀𝗽𝗶𝗿𝗶𝘁𝘀 ☾ ⋆*･ﾟ:⋆*･ﾟ:✧*⋆.*:･ﾟ✧.: ⋆*･ﾟ: .⋆ ☾ A whole book dedicated to incorrect quotes of the Steve Saga and Rainbow Quest characters! I hope you enjoy! ☾ ⋆*･ﾟ:⋆*･ﾟ:✧*⋆.*:･ﾟ✧.: ⋆*･ﾟ:...
