#57 (Steve Saga)

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So just btw, I might not be able to update tomorrow. I'm running out of incorrect quotes to use, so if there isn't an update, that's the reason why

Lucas: On a scale from 'damn Daniel' to 'fre sha vaca do,' how are you feeling?

Galaxy: In between 'it's an avocado, thanks' and 'how did you defeat Captain America,' but as a solid answer I would say 'I don't need a degree to be a clothing hangar.' What about you, Sabre?

Sabre: Probably 'road work ahead'

Purple: I speak many languages, and this is none of them

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Positive: Anyone d-

Negative: Depressed?

Shadow: Drained?

Hypno: Dumb?

Nightmare: Disliked?

Positive: -done with their work...what is wrong with you people...

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S S O  A N D  B L U E B O W

I'm just about done with typing this over and over-

Rainbow: You know, Blue, since it's my birthday, maybe you-

Blue: No

Rainbow: But-

Blue: No

Rainbow: Geez fine. *Starts to leave* I only wanted you to-

Blue: *Pulls Rainbow back and kisses him*

Rainbow:

Rainbow: I was gonna say a back massage but...hurry, do it again

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Sabre: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here this fast?

Light: Several traffic violations

Lucas: Three counts of resisting arrest

Galaxy: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks

Rainbow: Also, that's not our car

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Negative: I just ended a four year relationship

Positive: Oh, I'm so sorry. Are you okay?

Negative: Hm? Oh yeah, I'm fine. It wasn't my relationship

*Dark and Nightmare fighting from across the room*

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Galaxy: I'm an idiot

Rainbow:

Purple:

Sabre:

Galaxy:

Rainbow: If you're waiting for us to disagree, this is going to be a long day

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Light: If I run and jump at Lucas, he will most certainly catch me in his arms

Light, running towards Lucas: INCOMING!!

Lucas: NO! I'M HOLDING HOT TEA-

Lucas: *Drops tea to catch Light*

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Dark: I told Shadow his ears flush when he lies

Negative: Why?

Dark: Look

Dark: Hey Shadow! Do you love us?

Shadow, covering his ears: No

Negative:

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Sabre: Rainbow, keep an eye on Galaxy today. He'll say something to the wrong person and get punched

Rainbow: Sure, I'd love to see Galaxy get punched

Sabre: Try again

Rainbow, sighing: I'll stop Galaxy from getting punched

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