Purple: What's with the napkin stuck to the glass door?
Sabre: Galaxy kept walking into it, so I thought this would help
Galaxy, walking into the room: Oh, cool! A floating napkin-
Galaxy: *Walks into glass door*
~~~
Positive: That's it! I'm taking you to therapy!
Positive: *Starts trying to drag Negative out of the Nightmare Palace*
Negative: *Hissing noises*
I mean, think about it. Pos and Neg were both held prisoner and potentially experimented on. That had to be pretty traumatic for both of them-
~~~Nightmare: Don't joke about murder. I was murdered once and it offends me
Dark: It's 3AM, I wasn't even saying anything
~~~
*When Rainbow goes to try and work out*
Person: Wow...that guy is really intense
Other person: Yeah, I wonder what drives him
Rainbow, internally: Oh, I'm gonna be SO good at giving hugs!
~~~
*Past Galaxy Family*
Memory: Ugh, it's so hot in here
Elemental, jokingly: It's because I'm here
Memory: Or maybe it's the weather, you ugly burnt celery
Elemental, trying not to cry:
~~~
Galaxy: You know, I always get the vibe that you hate me
Void: What? Me hate you?
Void: You're right
~~~
Rainbow, holding a shoe like a phone: Hold on, I can't hear you! Let me put you on sneaker!
Sabre: I'm begging you to stop
Lucas: *Dying of laughter*
~~~
Shadow: My name's Shadow, but you can call me...
Shadow: *Whips off sunglasses to reveal another pair of sunglasses underneath*
Shadow: A hazard to society
~~~
*Memory when he was still a baby*
Memory: *Crawling around*
Void:
Void: *Picks him up* This is mine now
And that's how Memory became Void's son-
YOU ARE READING
𝙇𝙪𝙙𝙞𝙘. - 𝙎𝙩𝙚𝙫𝙚 𝙎𝙖𝙜𝙖/𝙍𝙖𝙞𝙣𝙗𝙤𝙬 𝙌𝙪𝙚𝙨𝙩 ✔︎
Fanfiction𝙇𝙪𝙙𝙞𝙘 (𝗔𝗱𝗷.) 𝗙𝘂𝗹𝗹 𝗼𝗳 𝗳𝘂𝗻 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗵𝗶𝗴𝗵 𝘀𝗽𝗶𝗿𝗶𝘁𝘀 ☾ ⋆*・゚:⋆*・゚:✧*⋆.*:・゚✧.: ⋆*・゚: .⋆ ☾ A whole book dedicated to incorrect quotes of the Steve Saga and Rainbow Quest characters! I hope you enjoy! ☾ ⋆*・゚:⋆*・゚:✧*⋆.*:・゚✧.: ⋆*・゚:...