Purple: *Wakes up in the middle of the night to see Rainbow an inch away from his face*
Rainbow: So we had this id—stop screaming—so we had this idea
Purple: What the heck?? Who's 'we?'
Blue, popping up beside Rainbow: We had this idea-
Purple, backing away: Dear Origin there's 2 of them
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Yellow: I am above all of you
Yellow: My eagerness, ability and knowledge triumphs over all of you
Yellow: I am more mature and advanced than-
Green: Hey Yellow, your dinosaur chicken nuggets are ready
Yellow: Yay!
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Prof. Red: *Hits his head and passes out*
Rainbow: OH MY GOSH, PROFESSOR RED PASSED OUT! QUICK, CALL 911!!
Purple, panicking: OKAY, WHAT'S THEIR NUMBER?!?
Rainbow: I DON'T KNOW
Prof. Red: *Wakes up* You big idiots
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Nightmare: I want you to kill someone, but make it look like an accident
Dark: Say no more
*Later*
Police officer: Looks like the killer beat him to death with a crowbar and then placed a banana peel by his feet
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Hypno: In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for 4 to 5 seconds
Rainbow: I CAN HUG YOU FOR 45 SECONDS?!
Hypno: No, wait! I said 4 to 5! Not 45!!
Rainbow, already hugging him: TOO LATE
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Prof. Red: Ah yes, baguettes, the snakes of bread. We'll take 2 of your freshest yeasty eels, good sir
Baker: What?
Purple: Ignore him
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Rainbow: I love it when Purple is asleep
Rainbow: He looks so peaceful, so happy
Rainbow, pulling out a marker: And extremely vulnerable!
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Yellow: Green has already turned into a ghost!
Blue, giving an exasperated sigh: No, he ran into a shelf and knocked himself out and then one of the white sheets fell on to his unconscious body
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Rainbow: See? I told you I was good to drive
Purple: No, I drove. You sat in the passenger seat and steered with a paper plate
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𝙇𝙪𝙙𝙞𝙘. - 𝙎𝙩𝙚𝙫𝙚 𝙎𝙖𝙜𝙖/𝙍𝙖𝙞𝙣𝙗𝙤𝙬 𝙌𝙪𝙚𝙨𝙩 ✔︎
Fanfiction𝙇𝙪𝙙𝙞𝙘 (𝗔𝗱𝗷.) 𝗙𝘂𝗹𝗹 𝗼𝗳 𝗳𝘂𝗻 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗵𝗶𝗴𝗵 𝘀𝗽𝗶𝗿𝗶𝘁𝘀 ☾ ⋆*･ﾟ:⋆*･ﾟ:✧*⋆.*:･ﾟ✧.: ⋆*･ﾟ: .⋆ ☾ A whole book dedicated to incorrect quotes of the Steve Saga and Rainbow Quest characters! I hope you enjoy! ☾ ⋆*･ﾟ:⋆*･ﾟ:✧*⋆.*:･ﾟ✧.: ⋆*･ﾟ:...
