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#63 (Steve Saga)

So I finally published my SS Oneshot/short story book! I've been working on it for over a month, and I'd really appreciate if you could check it out!

Shadow: Dark sneezed earlier and I accidentally said 'shut the frick up' instead of 'bless you'

Hypno: How do you accidentally say 'shut the frick up?'

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Galaxy: I don't make the same mistake twice

Rainbow: He makes it 4 or 5 times. Just to be sure

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*In a call*

Lucas: Hey Light, what're you up to?

Light: I'm eating cereal in bed

Lucas: And what would you do if I was in bed with you?

Light: ...I would still be eating my cereal?

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Dark: Negative isn't answering his phone

Positive: I'll call

Dark: Shadow and I have tried 6 times each, what makes you thi-

Negative: Hello?

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*At a party in the Nightmare Palace*

Shadow: Hey cut the music cut the music

Shadow: Someone left an ice cube on the floor and it melted and now my sock is wet

Shadow: WHO THE FRICK WANNA DIE-

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Sabre: Galaxy, have you ever been in love?

Galaxy: No...but I imagine it's similar to the feeling you get when you see your waiter arriving with your food

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Sabre: We need to distract these guys

Time: Leave that to me

Time: Centaurs have 6 limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss

Elemental, Dark, Void and Nightmare: *Immediately begin arguing*

Rainbow, watching in pure horror: Oh this. I don't like this at a l l-

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*Back in the Rainbow Town*

Lucas: So...I may or may not have lost Rainbow...

Sabre: How did you LOSE Rainbow?!

Ghost, who had seen Lucas lose him: To be fair, Rainbow is very short

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Shadow: Make no mistake, not only am I Part Rocking, but I am also In The House tonight

Hypno: But are you shuffling?

Shadow: Everyday

Negative, confused and angry: WHAT LANGUAGE ARE YOU TWO SPEAKING?!