𝙇𝙪𝙙𝙞𝙘. - 𝙎𝙩𝙚𝙫𝙚 𝙎𝙖𝙜𝙖/𝙍𝙖𝙞𝙣𝙗𝙤𝙬 𝙌𝙪𝙚𝙨𝙩 ✔︎

#146 (Steve Saga)

Galaxy, at the Great Library: Do you have any books about turtles?

Great Librarian: Hard back?

Galaxy: Yeah, with the little heads!

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Rainbow and Light: *Eating cinnamon rolls*

Sabre: Cannibalism

Rainbow and Light: *Confused chewing noises*

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Dark: Someone tell me a joke please. An innocent, stupid joke that would tickle the fancy of a ten year-old

Positive: What do you call a dog that does magic?

Positive: A labracadabador!

Dark, cracking a smile: Okay, that was pretty good

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Nightmare: How are you sleeping?

Negative: Like a baby

Negative: Every two hours I wake up screaming and crying

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Sabre: Is anyone going to tell me what's going on here?!?!

Lucas: It's kind of complicated, but Galaxy-

Sabre: Got it. Forget I asked

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Galaxy: I've changed all of my passwords to 'incorrect'

Purple: Why...?

Galaxy: So if I forget it, then my devices will remind me 'your password is incorrect'

Purple:

Purple: That's the most genius piece of idiocy that I've ever heard

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Nightmare, trying to flirt with Dark: Wow, it's pretty hot in here

Dark: Yeah, the temperature is really high but can you smell that?

Nightmare: I heard that the temperature isn't high...

Dark: Nightmare...

Nightmare: Maybe it's the person I am. Besid-

Dark: Nightmare, there's a fire behind you!

Nightmare, seeing the fire: Oh shoot-

Dark: RUN

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Lucas: Guess what I have in this box

Rainbow: Donuts?

Lucas: No

Rainbow: Muffins?

Lucas: No

Rainbow: Corn dogs?

Lucas: No

Rainbow: Chocolate?

Lucas: No. Its not food

Rainbow: Then who cares?

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Nightmare Family: *Singing happy birthday to Positive and Negative*

Shadow: It was a bit pitchy but I'll let it slide

Hypno: And you're a bit b*tchy but we never say it out loud because we have the decency to keep our mouths shut

Shadow: Fair enough