Purple: Hey Rainbow, nice hoodie! It looks good on you
Rainbow: Aw, thanks!
Purple: You know where it would look even better?
Purple: Blue's floor
Rainbow:
Blue:
Blue: D-did you just hit on him for me?
Purple: Well, someone has to. You're both so obliviously oblivious it hurts
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*Knocking on the door*
Hypno: I hope its death
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Blue: I feel sad...
Rainbow: I have emotional jumper cables! Just attach like so...
Blue: This is a hug
Rainbow: Is it working?
Blue:
Blue: M-maybe...
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Prof. Red: People have asked me if I'm a glass half-full or a glass half-empty type of person
Prof. Red: So I've come to a conclusion
Prof. Red: *Smashes glass on the floor*
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Green: Putting 'uwu' at the end of a sentence makes the sentence cute and thoughtful
Blue: I love you uwu
Rainbow: I just got food uwu
Hypno: I'll murder you uwu
Green: Please don't do that uwu
Hypno: No promises uwu
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Purple: Jerk
Dark: Blocked
Purple: Wait, unblock me. I have something to tell you
Dark: Unblocked
Purple: Jerk
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Rainbow: Do you promise to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?
Nightmare: No
Rainbow:
Nightmare:
Rainbow, leaning over to Blue and whispering: Now what?
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Prof. Red: Look, this doesn't have to be a big deal. Whoever took that mushroom, come forward and all will be forgiven
Everyone: . . .
Prof. Red: Smart. You knew I would never forgive you
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Rainbow: What if the person who thought of the word 'umbrella' meant to call it 'brella,' but was under a lot of pressure?
Blue: Please don't wake me up at 3AM for an 'important question' ever again
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𝙇𝙪𝙙𝙞𝙘. - 𝙎𝙩𝙚𝙫𝙚 𝙎𝙖𝙜𝙖/𝙍𝙖𝙞𝙣𝙗𝙤𝙬 𝙌𝙪𝙚𝙨𝙩 ✔︎
Fanfiction𝙇𝙪𝙙𝙞𝙘 (𝗔𝗱𝗷.) 𝗙𝘂𝗹𝗹 𝗼𝗳 𝗳𝘂𝗻 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗵𝗶𝗴𝗵 𝘀𝗽𝗶𝗿𝗶𝘁𝘀 ☾ ⋆*･ﾟ:⋆*･ﾟ:✧*⋆.*:･ﾟ✧.: ⋆*･ﾟ: .⋆ ☾ A whole book dedicated to incorrect quotes of the Steve Saga and Rainbow Quest characters! I hope you enjoy! ☾ ⋆*･ﾟ:⋆*･ﾟ:✧*⋆.*:･ﾟ✧.: ⋆*･ﾟ:...
