Dark: I had a dream about you. We were holding each other by this river. You were this beautiful white crane and I was this magnificent crocodile. We were just laying there, holding each other for warmth...
Nightmare: Aww, Dark...
Dark: Then I ate you
Nightmare:
Dark: There was blood everywhere
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Sabre, about Purple, Galaxy and Rainbow: I tried starting a squad once, but it turned into babysitting
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Galaxy: *Walking with a plate of chips and a croissant*
Purple: *Teleports and jump scares Galaxy* AAH!
Galaxy: Aaah. Stop! I could've dropped my croissant!
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Dark: Croissants, dropped
Positive: Road, works ahead
Negative: BBQ sauce, on my titties
Hypno: Shavacado, fre
Shadow: Miss Keisha, fricking dead
Nightmare:
Nightmare: I don't understand a single word of that and I want to put you all up for adoption
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Rainbow: We need more help. Maybe I should call my friends
Purple: Your what?
Rainbow: My friends?
Purple: Is he saying friends?
Galaxy: I think he's being sarcastic
Sabre: No, no I think this is delirium. He's cracked from being awake all night. Hey, Rainbow, all your friends are in this room
Rainbow: I have other friends! You asked me to make new friends, so I made new friends! It was a task. I complete tasks
~~~
Negative: You were supposed to do something about the raccoon under the porch!
Positive: I did! His name is Lord Moseby and he likes Fruit Loops
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Dark: Hey Shadow, can you give me the opposite of these words?
Dark: Always, coming, from, take, me, down
Shadow: Never, going, to, give, you, the fricking satisfaction
~~~
Purple: Are we really going to let Void keep Rainbow?
Sabre: We kept Galaxy
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Rainbow: Oh geez, I think I tripped over Galaxy's stupidity
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𝙇𝙪𝙙𝙞𝙘. - 𝙎𝙩𝙚𝙫𝙚 𝙎𝙖𝙜𝙖/𝙍𝙖𝙞𝙣𝙗𝙤𝙬 𝙌𝙪𝙚𝙨𝙩 ✔︎
Fanfiction𝙇𝙪𝙙𝙞𝙘 (𝗔𝗱𝗷.) 𝗙𝘂𝗹𝗹 𝗼𝗳 𝗳𝘂𝗻 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗵𝗶𝗴𝗵 𝘀𝗽𝗶𝗿𝗶𝘁𝘀 ☾ ⋆*･ﾟ:⋆*･ﾟ:✧*⋆.*:･ﾟ✧.: ⋆*･ﾟ: .⋆ ☾ A whole book dedicated to incorrect quotes of the Steve Saga and Rainbow Quest characters! I hope you enjoy! ☾ ⋆*･ﾟ:⋆*･ﾟ:✧*⋆.*:･ﾟ✧.: ⋆*･ﾟ:...
