Dark: Anyone under 5'8 can't talk about fighting someone. What are you gonna do? Headbutt someone in the chest?
Rainbow: Say goodbye to your kneecaps, you jerk
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Red: Guess what, I have flaws. What are they?
Red: Sometimes I'll sing in the shower
Red: Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering
Red: Occasionally I'll kill someone
Red: So what, sue me
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*Rainbow and Blue as cops*
Criminal: I ain't talking
Blue: We have ways of making you talk
Rainbow: *Cuts a piece of cake*
Criminal: Can I have some?
Blue: Cake is for talkers
Rainbow: *Chews cake agonizingly slowly*
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Purple: You're drinking Pepsi for breakfast?
Prof. Red: Yeah? What did you have?
Purple: Nothing yet...
Prof. Red: Then I'm doing better than you
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Blue: Hey, did it hurt?
Rainbow: *Rolls his eyes* Let me guess: when I fell from heaven?
Blue: No
Rainbow: What?
Blue, grinning: Did it hurt when you fell for me?
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Green: You know, you're actually a pretty cool person
Red:
Red: Lmao, I know I'm a piece of crap, who are we kidding?
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Prof. Red: I'm like 20% sure this plan will work
Rainbow: And the other 80%?
Prof. Red: We could die horribly and painfully
Prof. Red: But otherwise, it's a pretty solid plan
I'm really hoping you know what part of SSO I'm referencing here- it pretty much sums it up
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Green: Why are you always so paranoid?
Purple: I threw a boomerang a few years ago and it never came back. Now I live in constant fear
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Blue, walking into the kitchen: I didn't know you could cook
Rainbow: Oh trust me, I can't
*Food gets set on fire*
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𝙇𝙪𝙙𝙞𝙘. - 𝙎𝙩𝙚𝙫𝙚 𝙎𝙖𝙜𝙖/𝙍𝙖𝙞𝙣𝙗𝙤𝙬 𝙌𝙪𝙚𝙨𝙩 ✔︎
Fanfiction𝙇𝙪𝙙𝙞𝙘 (𝗔𝗱𝗷.) 𝗙𝘂𝗹𝗹 𝗼𝗳 𝗳𝘂𝗻 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗵𝗶𝗴𝗵 𝘀𝗽𝗶𝗿𝗶𝘁𝘀 ☾ ⋆*･ﾟ:⋆*･ﾟ:✧*⋆.*:･ﾟ✧.: ⋆*･ﾟ: .⋆ ☾ A whole book dedicated to incorrect quotes of the Steve Saga and Rainbow Quest characters! I hope you enjoy! ☾ ⋆*･ﾟ:⋆*･ﾟ:✧*⋆.*:･ﾟ✧.: ⋆*･ﾟ:...
