Void: What's that smell?
Rainbow: Fresh air
Void: I don't like it
~~~
Sabre: Galaxy, no! This is a really bad idea!
Galaxy: Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas
~~~
*After Elemental's villain arc*
Elemental: Hello? Hey. Excuse me- why is everyone ignoring me, Time?
Time: Because you're carrying 14 swords
Elemental: I'm making myself as friendly and warm as possible
Time: Again. 14 swords
~~~
Nightmare: Dark...why is there a pentagram on the floor?
Dark: Your text told me to satanize the palace before you returned
Nightmare:
Nightmare: I wrote sanitize, Dark
~~~
Shadow: If you get in trouble, I'm gonna be like...a lawyer to you. Ok?
Sabre: Okay
*Later*
Light: Sabre! Sit down on the chair, you're in trouble
Shadow, whispering: Deny everything
Sabre, loudly: That isn't a chair
~~~
Soul: How to subtly mess with people: ask somebody if they ever get a creepy deja vu feeling
Soul: And then a week later...ask them again
~~~
シ
Elemental, T-posing in the doorway to the kitchen: Whomst consumed my ice juice?!
Time, muttering: Why couldn't I have been an only child...?
Dark, coming up behind Elemental, also T-posing: I hath consumed the ocean sauce!
Sabre: SHADOW, CALL THE EXORCIST-
~~~
Rainbow: Hey, I cook!
Light: Offering people gum is not cooking
~~~
Orange Leader: WHO ATE MY FRIES?! I AM GONNA KI-
Shy: I did
Orange Leader: -kiss you and go buy you some more. You don't eat enough babe
Yes I found myself shipping ShyLeader, don't ask how- I just did at a random point last week-
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