Hypno: Where is everyone...?
Positive: Dark is getting divorced, Shadow's trying to blow the place up, Negative went back to bed, Nightmare has succumbed to bloodlust, and I'm in charge
Hypno: What on Earth
Positive: I know right???
~~~
Rainbow: Yeah, I agree with Gal-
Rainbow: Oh my gosh, I agree with Galaxy
Sabre: You good?
Rainbow, visibly distressed: Sabre, what's wrong with me?
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Shadow: You know, deep down I've always wanted a pet
Nightmare: You can't keep this
Shadow: Why not?
Nightmare: BECAUSE ITS A FRICKING RAVAGER!
~~~
*Losing __ in a crowd, part 6*
Positive: We lost Dark!
Hypno: One moment
Hypno: *Clears throat*
Hypno: SHADOW KILLED SOMEONE!
Dark, in the distance: AGAIN?!
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Rainbow: Galaxy, get out of my room!
Galaxy, standing as close to the doorway as possible without actually being in the room: But I'm not in your room
Rainbow: I don't care, get out of my room!
Galaxy: But I'm not in your room, so how could I get out of it??
Rainbow: Well, you're bothering me, so get out
Galaxy: How can I be bothering you? I'm minding my own business!
Rainbow: Yeah, in my room
Galaxy: But I'm not in your room
Rainbow: Sabre! Galaxy's in my room!
Sabre, from his own room: Galaxy, get out of Rainbow's room
Galaxy: BUT I'M NOT EVEN IN HIS ROOM!
Sabre, walking up behind Galaxy: Can you two not act like actual children for one second?!
Galaxy: He started it!
Rainbow: No, you started it!
Sabre: Unbelievable
Is it just me, or do Rainbow and Galaxy sometimes give off chaotic sibling energy?-
~~~
Rainbow, Galaxy and Purple: *Screaming*
Sabre, running in: WHAT'S WRONG PURPLE?!
Galaxy: Why are you only asking Purple? We're all screaming?
Sabre: Because Purple doesn't scream unless it's an emergency. You two scream whenever you get the chance
~~~
Dark: So Shadow, how are you liking your new Keurigs?
Shadow: Oh, I never bought them
Dark:
Dark, smiling: You bought those swords for Positive and Negative, didn't you?
Shadow:
Shadow: Tell anyone and I will murder you
Dark: Why don't you want people to know about this?
Shadow: I don't want anyone thinking I've gone soft or...
Shadow, whispering: ...or that I love my baby brothers...
Ik Shadow and the Chaos Twins aren't actually brothers, but I like to think of the members of the Nightmare Family that aren't Nightmare and Dark as brothers, so-
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Galaxy: You can trust me, Rainbow!
Rainbow: I don't even trust the way you just said I could trust you
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Negative: So what do you do when you see someone with a bomb?
Positive: Call them a boomer?
Negative: I've taught you so well
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