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Sabre: *Sees an orange steve in the distance*
Sabre: Who's that-
Sabre: BEEKEEPER? IS THAT YOU?
Sabre, now mildly panicked: BEEKEEPER WHY DO YOU HAVE A YELLOW BOX ON A STICK-
Sabre, now very scared: BEEKEEPER?? BEEKEEPER IS THAT A BEEHIVE-
Beekeeper: *Running towards Sabre with a swarm of angry bees surrounding the hive on a stick* TAKE THIS CHICKEN BOYY-
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Soul: I brought you something
Corruption: Is it loaded?
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Void: I'm not a thief, but I'd love to steal your heart
Rainbow: ...You are a thief though
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Sabre: How is life, Rainbow?
Depressed Rainbow: ...Life is pain...
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Time: What are we doing?
Elemental: Wasting our lives
Time: ...I meant for lunch
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Void: Soul, can you pick up the trash?
Soul: Of course
Void: SOUL PUT CORRUPTION DOWN!
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Sabre: Who are you?
Shadow: I'm you but even more of a jerk
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*If Void and Rainbow broke up*
Soul: You're not done with him, are you?
Void: Our babies will be smart AND beautiful
Soul: Not to mention, imaginary
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Fanfiction𝙇𝙪𝙙𝙞𝙘 (𝗔𝗱𝗷.) 𝗙𝘂𝗹𝗹 𝗼𝗳 𝗳𝘂𝗻 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗵𝗶𝗴𝗵 𝘀𝗽𝗶𝗿𝗶𝘁𝘀 ☾ ⋆*・゚:⋆*・゚:✧*⋆.*:・゚✧.: ⋆*・゚: .⋆ ☾ A whole book dedicated to incorrect quotes of the Steve Saga and Rainbow Quest characters! I hope you enjoy! ☾ ⋆*・゚:⋆*・゚:✧*⋆.*:・゚✧.: ⋆*・゚:...