Sabre: Wanna see how hardcore I am?
Orange Steve: Not really, but ok
Sabre: *Punches a wall*
Sabre: Take me to the hospital
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Void: What did I ever do to you?
Sabre: You tried you kill us and take over the world
Void: Apart from that
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Rainbow: If you took a shot for every time you made a bad decision, how drunk would you be?
Dark: Maybe a bit tipsy?
Reverse: Drunk
Nightmare: Wasted
Void: Dead
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Time, in a dramatic voice: She was poetry, but he couldn't read
Rainbow: His name is Jared, he's nineteen
Sabre: When his parents built a very strange machine
Galaxy: Watch that scene dig it the dancing queen!
Sabre and Rainbow, together: AAAAAYYYY MACARENA!!!
Time: ...Horrible job, everyone
~~~
Nightmare: My criminal record? The only illegal thing I've done is absolutely killing it on the dance floor!
Nightmare: Ha! Just kidding, I've killed a man
~~~
Void: Can you pass me the pepper?
Rainbow: What's the magic word?
Void:
Void: *Begins chanting some ancient curse*
Rainbow, panicking: JUST TAKE IT OH MY GOSH
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Time: Looks like the power went out
Elemental: Don't worry, I got this
Elemental: *Starts shaking rapidly and starts to illuminate*
Time: What-
Elemental: I swallowed a flashlight!
Time, on the verge of cardiac arrest: WHY WOULD YOU-
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Sabre: There's always a light at the end of the tunnel
Nightmare: It's usually an oncoming train
Sabre: Could you just try to not kill my vibe fOR FIVE SECONDS-
~~~
Light: I'm having a problem with this person...
Dark: Kill them
Light: No
Dark: Then I will kill them FOR you
Light: NO
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Fanfiction𝙇𝙪𝙙𝙞𝙘 (𝗔𝗱𝗷.) 𝗙𝘂𝗹𝗹 𝗼𝗳 𝗳𝘂𝗻 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗵𝗶𝗴𝗵 𝘀𝗽𝗶𝗿𝗶𝘁𝘀 ☾ ⋆*･ﾟ:⋆*･ﾟ:✧*⋆.*:･ﾟ✧.: ⋆*･ﾟ: .⋆ ☾ A whole book dedicated to incorrect quotes of the Steve Saga and Rainbow Quest characters! I hope you enjoy! ☾ ⋆*･ﾟ:⋆*･ﾟ:✧*⋆.*:･ﾟ✧.: ⋆*･ﾟ:...
