Nightmare: DARK, WHY DID YOU STAB THOSE PEOPLE?!
Dark: They were bad-mouthing Positive-
Negative, already pulling out a sword: You only stabbed them? You didn't even kill them?
~~~
Light: Wait, are you flirting with me?
Lucas: Have been for the past year, but thanks for noticing
~~~
*At a wedding*
Rainbow, whispering to Sabre: I've always wondered why a bride wears white at a wedding
Sabre, whispering back: She wears white because it's the happiest day of her life
Rainbow: Then why does the groom wear black?
~~~
*School AU because why not*
Principal: Positive is getting bullied
Negative: He needs a sword
Principal: What?! No, why wou-
Negative: *Pulls out a sword*
Principal: WHOA, WHOA, hold on! I don't want any trouble!
Negative, turning to Positive: See what I mean?
~~~
Dark: When we found Positive, it was like an angelic choir sang down from the Spirit World
Nightmare: We found Shadow and Hypno wandering outside a Walmart at 2AM
~~~
Sabre: Well, Cheerio then!
Galaxy: Yeah, Fruit Loops to you too dude!
~~~
Rainbow: Ah, it's fall. Everything is falling!
Rainbow: The leaves
Rainbow: My sanity
Rainbow: An old man
Rainbow: *Shoves Nightmare down the stairs*
~~~
Nightmare: I have only said 'I love you' to two people in my life. Dark and Shadow...
Nightmare: The lights were off and I thought Shadow was Dark
~~~
Hypno: I heard you and Nightmare had a fight
Dark: Yeah, I told him to take his stuff and go...
Hypno: What happened?
Dark: He picked me up and carried me out of the palace
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Fanfiction𝙇𝙪𝙙𝙞𝙘 (𝗔𝗱𝗷.) 𝗙𝘂𝗹𝗹 𝗼𝗳 𝗳𝘂𝗻 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗵𝗶𝗴𝗵 𝘀𝗽𝗶𝗿𝗶𝘁𝘀 ☾ ⋆*･ﾟ:⋆*･ﾟ:✧*⋆.*:･ﾟ✧.: ⋆*･ﾟ: .⋆ ☾ A whole book dedicated to incorrect quotes of the Steve Saga and Rainbow Quest characters! I hope you enjoy! ☾ ⋆*･ﾟ:⋆*･ﾟ:✧*⋆.*:･ﾟ✧.: ⋆*･ﾟ:...
