Waiter: Here is your seafood salad delight with a glass of lemonade
Waiter: Apologies, did I keep you waiting?
Rainbow: No, but did you know that there are 3,183 ceiling tiles and 29 customers in the room?
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Blue: *Changes iPod name to 'Titanic'*
iPod: Titanic is syncing
Blue, pressing cancel: I feel like a hero
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Yellow: *Sees a ghost* Oh my gosh, are you dead?
Rainbow, wearing a white sheet: Of corpse
Prof. Red: I'm gonna kick you guys' butts, I swear-
Rainbow and Yellow: What a grave mistake that will be
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Dark: Can you imagine being paid for being cute?
Nightmare, mumbling: You would be a millionaire
Dark: What?
Nightmare: What?
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Yellow: THE FLOOR IS LAVA! *Jumps onto the couch*
Blue: *Jumps onto the table*
Green: *Almost breaks the washing machine by jumping onto it*
Rainbow: *Slips but manages to get onto a chair*
Purple: *Facepalms onto the floor and accepts his fate*
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Hypno: Hey, am I ugly?
Dark: No, God Steve made no one ugly
Hypno: :)
Dark: So I've been wondering who made you? The leader of the Spiritless World?
Hypno:
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Prof. Red, mad: I'M NOT DONE WITH YOU GUYS YET!
Purple: It's time to initiate escape plan 2.32 dash B bracketed column 24 underlined paragraph 18 highlighted text 12 quotes text margin F section four eighty nine eleven negative two divided by eight subtracted by nine five subtracted by seventeen to the power of nineteen-
Prof. Red: What are you doing?
Blue, Rainbow and Yellow: *Jumping out the window*
Purple: Distracting you
Purple, jumping out the window: Adios-
Prof. Red:
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Rainbow: *Minding his own business*
Green: QUICK WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE COLOR
Rainbow: Why?
Green: You've got 3 seconds
Green: 3...
Rainbow: Uhh...
Green: 2...
Rainbow: BLUE!
Blue, overhearing: That's adorable!
Rainbow, blushing: Yeah, definitely
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Blue: Water can fix all your problems!
Blue: Want clean skin?
Blue: Drink water!
Blue: Want to lose weight?
Blue: Drink water!
Purple: Tired of someone?
Purple: DrOwN tHeM!
Blue:
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