Void: Surrender!
Sabre: You mean, you wish to surrender? Very well, I accept
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Depressed Rainbow: Caffeine no longer gives me the energy I need to finish work
Depressed Rainbow: So instead, I have Sabre and Gerald periodically text me 'We need to talk' to give me the right amount of fear and adrenaline to keep me going
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Elemental: What a week, huh?
Time: El, it's Wednesday
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Red (The one Sabre met in season 1): Sabre, what's the one thing I asked you not to do tonight?!
Sabre: Unleash the Darkness
Red: And what did you do?!
Sabre:
Sabre: Unleash the Darkness
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Light, staring at a disheveled Rainbow: Didn't the Orange Leader tell you not to run outside in pajamas?
Rainbow, picking out twigs and leaves from his pig slippers: Well, the Orange Leader never thought I'd be chased by Sabre
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Nightmare: 'Ladies and gentlemen' is unnecessarily gendered, overly formal, lengthy, and honestly, I'm falling asleep already
Nightmare: 'Cowards,' on the other hand, is inclusive to all genders, to the point, and dramatic
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Sabre: You always see the worst in steves
Reverse: Yes, because steves are the worst
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Rainbow: I thought you said there was nothing illegal about this!
Void: And I thought you understood I was lying
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Time: You can't spend the rest of your life dressed in black, listening to angry music, and staying up all night
Shadow: Yes I can
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