Some of the quotes in this update are from KellyTheKitty4 since I'm running out of ideas and my searches for more are running d r y-
Depressed Rainbow: I need to dye my hair
Sabre:
Depressed Rainbow: Or get a tattoo
Sabre:
Depressed Rainbow: Or a piercing
Sabre: W h y ?
Depressed Rainbow, close to crying from everything that's happened to him: To, you know, appease the mental breakdown gods
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Time: I have a question
Elemental: I'm really hoping it's not about something-
Time: How bad would it be if someone stole an entire section of books from the library?
Elemental:
Elemental: What the hec-
Time: It was science! And space! And it talked about astronauts and aliens and stop looking at me like that!
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M: I can't believe we got stuck in this room together!
Sabre, swallowing the key: Truly unfortunate
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Rainbow: I'm a good liar
Light: Did someone see-
Rainbow: Yeah, it was me, I did it, it was my fault, I'm guilty and a horrible person, a monster, for trying to hide this from you
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Tbh, I see Soul and Corruption like brothers, and that gave me the idea to use them in this incorrect quote set
(Or in the future in this book, they become known as the Chaos Twins of RQ)
Soul: *Picks up his phone* What Corrupt, I have stuff to attend to
Corruption: Do you think drinking 36 cans of Red Bull consecutively would make my senses heightened or would I just die?
Soul:
Soul: I'm on my way
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Shadow: Why does Sabre always do the laundry so loudly?
Dark: So we know we barely do much to help around the house
Sabre, in the distance: *Slams the washing machine shut*
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*In the episode where Light trained Rainbow to use his powers in his training arena*
Sabre, behind the glass: You're making me claustrophobic
Rainbow: What does claustrophobic mean?
Light: I think it means he's scared of Santa Claus
Sabre: What? No it doesn't
Rainbow: Ho ho ho!
Light: Stop it Rainbow, don't scare him!
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*Car is hanging off a cliff*
Time: Oh my Origin, Elemental! Okay, back it up!
Elemental: Really Time?! I thought I might drive it forward! I thought that might be a fun thing to do!
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M: Why can't t-rexes clap their hands?
Sabre, full of confidence: Because their arms are too sho-
M, dead serious: Because they're dead
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